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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[-] assembly@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

So like yeah this is a joke but it got me thinking that if this really happened where a freezer broke, I shit you not that Alabama would charge the HVAC tech with mass murder for not double checking the compressor seals.

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There’s no way any sensible hvac technician will come anywhere near those freezers at the moment

Heck, I’m willing to bet no one is even entering the rooms where the freezers are located until this gets resolved.

[-] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 21 points 8 months ago

I love the Beave

[-] Pilgrim@beehaw.org 19 points 8 months ago

Won't someone think of the children*

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Any IVF clinic thinking about getting out of the business should just drop all the embryos off at a safe haven box.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago
[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

MS’s ai was in charge of this freezer 😈

this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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