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[-] buh@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

firefighters are reactionary in the same way that nurses tend to be - they hate taxes and "bureaucracy" and in some cases "wokeness" but will be sympathetic to any person they come across in a state of vulnerability, instead of viewing them with suspicion and wanting to subjugate them like cops do

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

If your politics don't get in the way of my medical care or my fire being put out, during the time I'm having a medical problem or unwelcome fire I really don't care what their politics are. If my home is ablaze and a fascist goes in to put it out good, he's fixing my fire problem for free and risking harm. It's a double win here.

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[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago

I have to also point out that whenever pigs and firefighters fight each other, the firefighters usually beat the fuck out of the cops.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

This is because firefighters have physical fitness standards

[-] HonestMistake_@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 years ago

And more of a tendency to run towards danger, rather than away from whatever they percieve as danger. No firefighter is gonna start doing barrel-rolls because of an acorn, that's for sure.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

You can’t be 300 pounds and sit in your cruiser in front of the donut shop as a firefighter

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[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

I love how French cops and French firefighters have a fued and fight whenever Paris riots

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

I mean...it's a public serving pretty decent gig where you're on for two weeks but have the next two weeks entirely to do whatever, you need to be buff and you're automatically popular. It's probably one of the best options for an institution to flood with leftists. It's already got a red colour theme going.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

They have silver outfits, but yeah. One of the few jobs that lets people just people without any any worries

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago
[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Only issue is you can't have facial hair

marx-goth

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[-] D61@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

When you're go to move during a riot is to get your fire gear on, set yourself on fire and calmly walk towards cops, I know which side I'm rooting for without hesitation.

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

I like to have a red lives matters flag on my car, because cops are easily confused.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

They probably still assume you're a Right-winger though?

I've seen chuds who have the thin red, blue, green flag combo. I just assume anyone with any of those or the black and white US flag is a fascist. Am I wrong here? Then again I just assume anyone with any US flag is a fascist.

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

What's the green stand for? Forestry?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Weed plug/dispensary workers

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[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

You don’t understand the brave sacrifice of those who jerk off in an air-conditioned port-a-potty for several hours a day.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

🫡 back the boys in blue (armani suits)

[-] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

border patrol

[-] unwedretake@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The thin green line between civilization and a world of stolen picknick baskets

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Communist firefighters gigachad

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

"All workers matter"

[-] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I would... if the thin red line was not based on the american flag...

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

That scene from movies when a lady is like "my baby", but it's an old guy going "my assets" and the cops breaks into the house to rescue hard drives and portfolios.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

if only there was some way to unite librarians, firefighters, and based nurses we could actually build a dual power social service system

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Most nurses I’ve met are turbo libs angery

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[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Firefighters in the US are carbrained macho goobers who insist in unnecessarily oversized apparatuses and consistently fight street safety projects. Don’t tell me they care about lives, they can munch my shit.

[-] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

I mean yes they are car brained, however, that is America, everything by necessity has to rely on the the car.

I will also point out that in the article mentioned responce times. Now I am not an urban planner, and while I dabble in city design theory from time to time, from their narrow lens prospective I can understand their condenser, especially with the contemporary understanding of bigger road= better traffic flow. Their statement is that these proposals are likely to increase reponse times, and if we look at it from the understanding of city design we are all taught, that would make sense, narrowing the street for any reason will increase congestion and increase response time in kind. Instead what you need to do is help aleviate their consern where it stands. Fires today burn, hotter, faster, and more toxic than ever before, and so any delay is potential lives lost, meet them at their concern, not from the "Oh you car brained goober hating street safety" because that is not what they are against.

Second the "oversized apparatus" I will agree the 3 largest vehicles on the roads today that everyone has seen in the US are the Fire Truck, the Ambulance, and the Simi Truck (no not everyone sees a bus, agian we have no public transportation infrustructure). However I push back on your insenuation that the fire equipment is "oversized" There is a reason they have gotten to this size, and there is a pressure for the smallest fire truck they can use at any given location, because it is far more manuverable, and less likely to get caught up in any trafic. The reason they have gotten bigger is because the extra size gives significantly more use to the truck, weither that be an air bottle re filler, that is essential for long fires, or a stronger pump, or just more hoses.

I am not going to say "all fire fighters are the best humans and none are individualy reactionaries" but like honestly Fire Fighters are awsome... and as a thing we do Based ... and like the meme posted is right... The amount of resources they will expend to save 1 life is awe inspiring, and if that comes at the cost that they are slower to change to narrower streats, because 1 conventional wisdom and 2 with our wider streats they have gotten engines that are more capable but bigger, and so we have to teach them why it will still help responce times, it is a cost I am willing to do

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I am here to tell you that in the us, roads are designed to fit apparatuses and not vice versa. Saner sized apparatuses used in Japan and parts of Europe can actually outperform American behemoths but they’re just not as macho

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I see more than a couple 'red line' american flags and it's always mixed feelings

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Same, I squint really hard at first because I think it's thin blue line flag, but then relax after seeing it's the thin red line, but then again wonder if it's a coded dog whistle. alphys-anxious

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[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

A.F.A.A.

And the A is Awesome

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