the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass
Dr bronners wouldn't be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium
I don't know what we're all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.
It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.
Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.
That's exactly what I love about it. Maximalist design, minimalist product.
I think they just ran out of things to put on the bottle
cleanliness is half of religion
God loves ~~a fool~~ motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.
"Ain't nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean."
-The bible probably idklol
Words to live by.
Gentle giant is made by the actor who had massive orgies with Adam West, also he played Robin boy wonder on the original Batman TV show.
Do his products come with a guarantee or do you have to just take him at his Ward?
Dude can’t stop telling people that he played Robin. It even says so on the package.
The high point of his life I'm sure, makes sense he'd be hardstuck
Friend, who in Hollywood at the time DIDN'T have massive orgies with Adam West?
My parents order that dog food and this picture doesn't do it justice with how fucking overwhelming the packaging is.
I worked at a pet store that carried it for a bit and just looking in its general direction was a sensory overload
Our boy here standing like how i used to draw people
I remember the first time I got a bottle of Dr. Bronners. The text on it was all about PTSD treatment and hallucinogenics and was like just a bunch of news clippings about veterans being treated with magic mushrooms and what not.
The one I have now reads like a cult leader wrote it. Almost every sentence is an incoherent mess of ranting about All-One and God.
Different bottles have different rants - I think the PTSD/shrooms one is the almond soap. Peppermint is the All-One nonsense one
We had peppermint in our bathroom for years so imagine my surprise when I read a different bottle and it not only wasn’t batshit but kinda fuckin rad
I've read the Dr Bronners bottle so many times while pooping
ALL-ONE!
EXCEPTIONS? ETERNALLY NONE!
Just an FYI, he actually wrote a book. You could buy it from Bronners for $2.00, not sure the cost now.
On a related topic to weird hippie products.
I really hate the changes that Tom's of Maine has made since they got bought out. They stopped packing their toothpaste in metal tubes and went to plastic, and they separated their deodorant in to “male and female” lines, and it’s been getting hard to find their unscented deodorant. They got bought out a while ago admittedly, but the changes have been coming on faster lately.
Like, the new ownership is trying to make them more competitive with other brands, but I always liked them for what made them different from the other big brands and it drives me up the wall how often such good products get ruined by the companies being bought out.
I have never once heard of a beloved brand bought out that didn't turn into a quality drop, product abandonment race to the bottom.
insanity soap is all you need:
Always towards the heart!
Don't talk shit about Bragg ACV they at least used Helvetica!
That means one of them uses a Mac
as a hobbyist graphic designer these packages are... interesting for sure
Outsider art
Liquid Aminos looks like a jar of Luxardos and now I want to whip up an old fashioned at 7am lol
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