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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by GrymEdm@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 7 months ago

My mother took a teaching engagement in the Caribbean when I was in middle school. We lived in Philly when she shopped for the trip. I had to wear corduroy pants, not shorts, in the summer! Add to that the fact that I hit puberty at 10 and you can imagine the discomfort and funk.

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

From Philly to the Caribbean, in summer, in corduroy pants, during puberty? You're halfway to a DC Comics villain origin story. "And that's why, Batman, today you'll face the wrath of the Gaggler!"

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Does she question why you don't talk to her anymore?

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Simmering in my man gravy.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

"I can smell youuuu!"

-Dug

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago
[-] Norgur@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

After am Weekend?! What the hell? Besides: if you're on a music festival and the smell of alcohol and/or weed combined with the smell of canned ravioli and instant coffee does not drown any other, you're doing it wrong, matte

[-] The_wild_card@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

Artist username checks out

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I know. You’re welcome.

[-] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

The lady on the bottom is really not into the murkyness.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, me Mentos. The not so fresh maker.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

If your balls smell that potent after just a weekend, your problems began before any of that teehee

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