She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
You came in that?
You're braver than I thought.
Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk
It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.
So a tardis
No, that's pretty accurate either way.
She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies
If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey
It's what you CAN'T say about both...
It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO
She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one
Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea...
Is your girlfriend the titan submersible
On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.
She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around
I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.
She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.
"She's a beauty"
It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.
She’s only 130,000 tons!
She's old, but she'll get your there.
Get my what there?
I'm going where no man has gone before.
I come in peace.
I don’t have one
Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.
"Calm your engines!"
I’m givin her all she’s got Captain
Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.
Fly her apart then!
We must pull up hard to aim the front turrets dead ahead.
*but what of the main gun sir
It hasn't been operational in decades. The loading mechanism is for an earlier model.
She gets there pretty quickly
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