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[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 103 points 1 year ago

This is genuinely hilarious. I hope they're dressed like greasers too.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

Depends wether they flip heads or tails as they put on their school uniforms

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

I thought we were doing the roaring 20's and not the 50's? I want IT Girls and flappers not coin boys.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 100 points 1 year ago

your high school career

I mean this sincerely, eat shit

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

That sub is genuinely a distilled stew of the clueless cruelty of school teachers in the imperial core

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago

Glad someone is fighting the good fight against the greatest enemies of the proletariat: teachers and bed times

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago

The sub is legit weird. It's an odd mix of overly-exploited teachers with a kind heart and a good head on their shoulders sharing trauma or challenges or the frustration about systemic issues and then just old-school regan-era "kill the fuckers" type republicans complaining about adhd

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

Its not that weird when you understand it mostly functions as a vent sub for teachers. I used to be subbed, and it was sometimes cathartic, but eventually it was just too doomery

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

I get the venting part, it's just weird to me that the mix doesn't seem to lead to conflicts

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

They're probably used to dealing with almost that exact mix in school when they're in the teacher's lounge.

[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Its an honourable fight. My teachers made me miserable by bullying the shit out of me and my parents sent me to bed at 7pm until i was 18.

I will continue fighting until teachers and bed times are abolished.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Lmao, me too. Never mind, carry on comraderat-salute

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Let's be fair, excessively punitive teachers can really fuck kids over

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's such a weirdly tight-assed response to some obviously funny tomfoolery. All it would take is for the teacher to be in on it as well. Start flipping your own coin, start calling heads or tails.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Right, the teachers joining in on it and trying to be cool would be the quickest way to make them stop doing it.

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I would literally just get a two heads sided coin and flip it myself.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah it's practically a given that I would flip a coin to determine the lesson plan, then just do what I was going to do anyway because it's not like any of them could see how it landed.

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[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get a fresh quarter you can feel the orientation of in a closed fist and either flip over onto palm or open your hand to match your call.

E: teach em early why the nfl toss is like that.

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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can't wait till they start putting on poisoned lipstick and kissing politicians to death.

Or wearing a big fish bowl over their heads and robbing banks to fund prolonging the life of their cryogenically preserved wives.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

They'll start off simple, like asking the teacher riddles, but it'll soon get out of hand

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Trying to do Riddler, but its just increasingly problematic Jim Carry impersonations.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Hey, if they can find a Lazarus Pit, I am for it

[-] muddi@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago
[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Live by the roll die by the roll

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[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Teach the kids GURPS while they're young and have them roll 3D6

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[-] Zymi@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

Nothing to worry about until they also show up with a cattle gun and ask the teacher to "call it" imo.

[-] American_Badass@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

This really made me laugh.

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Twoface mfers

[-] buh@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

At least it’s not the kind of coin I was assuming from the title

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is chuuni-ism but western. They're harmless kids roleplaying to be cool and completely not understanding that it's not really cool. They're hurting nobody though so ehhh let them be.

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[-] booty@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Where my coin boys at

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I really hope this dies off soon. I haven't seen anything online about this when I googled it, so I'm guessing it's just a local friend group thing, unless one of you has some more info...

It's like the Hexbear signal lit up the sky! hexbear-chapochat We are called!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago

I support the coin boys. Concentsus is teach can suck our pennies.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is a shockingly vanilla fad. Kids were doing this with Batman Forever because Two Face did it. Do better teens.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
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[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Coindexter: the school years

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

This is most of the way to being an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

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