Quark went out of his way to stock it with porn lol
Right!? He knew full well and even encouraged people who weren't using those programs to start. The number of times he offered something "to take your mind off things" or "to relieve the tension", geez.
Especially with family friendly titles such as Vulcan Love Slave, Volume III
Maybe this is just an act after the Bajoran Kai stumbled upon his library of holosuite programs.
Yeah, and you know it was Rom cleaning out the filters or whatever.
"it's okay, I don't mind. I just wish he could call Moogie more often" -Rom, probably
I bet Reg would love minecraft...
"Why does the holodeck have a drain in the middle..."
The fluids are collected so the atoms can be used in the food synthesizers.
They should just use it as is.
You can get a big ol’ jug o’ jizz from the kitchen.
Neelix knows.
Where do you think Quark got that shipment of syrup of squill. You didn't really believe his story about discovering a scheme did you?
It's designed like a giant dishwashing machine ..... once a user is finished, they lock it down and seal it so that it can automatically power wash, launch mechanical scrubbers, disinfect, sterilize ..... for some clients, they have to run two or three cycles.
So sticky!
You think you're woke for knowing the holosuites are vr sex toys. You're really woke when you know what happens with all the bodily fluids after.
"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."
Oh like Quark isn't getting Oo-Mox from holo-Jadzia every night.
But you have to wonder what kind of depraved, messed up, psychotic stuff people do in these simulations to make Quark react like that.
After many years of seeing shit ..... if you see Quark react like that, you know the client is pretty messed up.
Imagine seeing an upstanding, ultra conservative Vulcan diplomat exciting the holosuite, Quark thanking him for his business, walking into the holosuite, reviewing the logs, looking inside and then having the reaction in the picture.
Vulcans are hiding some dark shit. Hence their repressing their emotions. Some of them have to let it out even if it isn't time for Pon Farr apparently.
Canonically he could barely even manage obtaining a holorecording of Kira Nerys for a holosuite program without getting caught.
Yeah, but that was because Kira cared. Jadzia would be fine with it. "Oo-mox from a hologram me? Quark, you scamp!"
Quark loves latinum too much to care about what goes on inside his holosuites.
Unless he can make money off that information somehow.
AKA the DNA Collection Room
Hey now, it's the "waste processing filters" going to the "waste storage room"
Six of one, I guess.
Six of One, can't say I remember that particular Borg. Did they also go around in a skintight onesie?
That's ½dozen of the other. 6 of 1 was one of the boring background Borg in Locutus' cube
Rom, get the mop
"Post-Capitalist Ferenginar Simulator‽ I'll never let people run unvetted programs in my holosuites again!"
Dixon Hill absolutely fucked
"Who's she?" slap
Hell yeah he did.
And You can't convince me Picard had no urges, and his feelings about shipboard relationships means he doesn't get many opportunities.
He knows what the crew uses the holodeck for.
Aren't a huge chunk of VR games porn to begin with?
"huge" is a stretch, but VR porn does exist.
Maybe not huge yet, but the porn industry has been in front of technological innovation for a very long time now.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2002/mar/03/internetnews.observerfocus
Old article, but it will give you the idea.
Yeah I know, I follow VR topics actually and have my own headset. Not using it for porn, but ya. It was just a huge stretch to say VR was mostly porn games.
That’s what she said
beat your meat saber
half-chub alyx
gorn with porn
boner & saucy - vr fantasy swordfighting
squishies
...
If they don't have Vulcan Love Slave, what's the point of buying into VR at all
Mork and Gork...... Yeah maybe we should leave that one alone
rm -rf --no-preserve-safety /pon-farr
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