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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 88 points 8 months ago

ing

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 56 points 8 months ago

Did he have a magnumus dongus?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 30 points 8 months ago

He had a Biggus Dickus

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 7 points 8 months ago

Did he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

He has a wife, you know

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Quite the colossal cockus

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 13 points 8 months ago

Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time

[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Romanes Eunt Domus!

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Velikus tičus

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 25 points 8 months ago

That guy invented the salad?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 19 points 8 months ago

I mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

the irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.

I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

My god, he's beautiful.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Peak masculine beauty

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 8 months ago

So they had glasses back then.

[-] siderealyear@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Et tu, rum ham?

[-] ZMonster@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.

Brutus: She's mashing it.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Don't listen to that Frank, it's a bunch of Optimate bullshit.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

It's the serial killer meme all over again

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