983

why waste time sleeping when you could waste it paying for your CEO's lambo (slrpnk.net)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by stabby_cicada@slrpnk.net to c/memes@slrpnk.net

97 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 2) 48 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't mind this if it was for my own personal benefit, not for a greedy employer who's already working me when I'm awake.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Seriously. They come up with something like this and the FIRST thing they freaking think of is to use it to work while sleeping? I know they have tested their own product because they are STILL dreaming!

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 8 months ago

Fuck I'd take that deal. I get to sleep 8hr and wake up paid. Id only work in my sleep

[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"Well your work is great. Fantastic even. But I can't help but notice you're always sleeping on the job and that's just not what this company culture is all about. You never come to the office, you've missed the last three company pizza parties... I'm sorry but we're gonna have to let you go."

load more comments (4 replies)

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

[-] settoloki@lemmy.one 2 points 8 months ago

Can't wait for my Uber driver to show up lucid dreaming.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Eh, whatever gets them to invest in Lucid Dreaming technology

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

I'll stop taking my meds and sleep in a hot room. My mind will open a portal to hell.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Tell me when you jailbreak that thing and then I'll start being interested.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

We are closer to futurama than we thought...

(Ads in your dreams)

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I mean, if I could study and learn cool shit in my sleep that'd be pretty awesome. If this tech ends up working as intended it seems like we wouldn't be far from being able to play video games or watch porn in our sleep.

[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Is the lower panel from the students presentation of that weird, AI driven body movement animation? I appreciate the reverence but also wonder how many people will recognize it.

load more comments (3 replies)

[-] Alice@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

Even when I'm lucid, I'm a fucking moron in my dreams. I'd do this just to poison the data with whatever idiocy only a dream brain can create.

load more comments