What are developers in different languages known as? : programmerhumor

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 72 points 8 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[-] folkrav@lemmy.ca 64 points 8 months ago

C could be “C-Men”

Has a nice ring to it

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

/g/ calls them Cniles

[-] alexdeathway@programming.dev 23 points 8 months ago

psssss: Python

[-] Zinggi57@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Gleamlins: Gleam
Alchemists: Elixir

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[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Amazing, thank you for this comprehensive list :)

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[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 63 points 8 months ago

Masochists (C++)

[-] firefly@neon.nightbulb.net 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

BASHers ?

BASHionado ?

BASHist ?

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Bashtronaut?

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[-] GravitySpoiled@lemmy.ml 41 points 8 months ago

R - pirates

[-] js10@reddthat.com 39 points 8 months ago

Perl scripters call ourselves "Superior"

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Haha, I always suspected!

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[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 31 points 8 months ago

Sharp dressed men 😎 (C#)

Please kill me.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

I believe you meant "Pound dressed men" https://thedailywtf.com/articles/5_years_C-pound_experience

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[-] souperk@reddthat.com 8 points 8 months ago

You spelled Fin Tech Bros wrong

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[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

kill(me); // x_x

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 27 points 8 months ago

Dillusionists: Html

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Heathens.

You're a god-forsaken heathen for using the wrong language.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 8 months ago

Nerds

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 26 points 8 months ago

PHools?

[-] folkrav@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

Missing a P

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

PHaPpers

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[-] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

It got lost in PHP's infinite recursion initials

[-] folkrav@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I don’t know know you’re talking $$$$$about

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Our mascot is the Elephpant and I like to think PHP developers are also Elephpants.

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[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Java = Javier

It actually isn't but I think it should be.

[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

C#itheads - those are the guys that show up to the emulation project I work on insisting we would drastically improve by nuclear rewriting millions of lines of code into c# (or another language occasionaly).

It's a 20ish yrs old c++ program, we're never doing it but someone will show up trying to push the topic every couple of months.

[-] Rez@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

As a junior dev, who mainly works with C#, wf improvements are they talking about? I always thought that C++ is way better for when performance is important, like in emulation. At my company, the seniors keep talking about how we should move away form .NET to C++.

[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Usually some excuse about being more accessible from someone that just doesn't want to leave their own comfort zone - non professionals playing at being professional after coming across our github. See also: complaints about not having an installer download (strictly clone and build)

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[-] folkrav@lemmy.ca 18 points 8 months ago

I know Go has gophers

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

SQL: Wizards.

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Ansiblings for Ansible (yes, I know this isn't a programming language)

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Terrans for Terraform? Vegans for OpenTOFU?

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[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

I'm under the impression that ansible is Turing complete.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

I just want these damn vagrants off my lawn... I wouldn't really mind if the delicious smells from their chefs wasn't a constant distraction.

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[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Coballers - cobalt

Pascalleros - pascal

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[-] WatTyler@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago

Haskellers for Haskell.

[-] loxdogs@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

what about Huskies?

[-] WatTyler@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

Some of us aren't as husky as we would like to be; others are trying to be less husky. Presumably some of us are happy with ourselves, though I'm yet to meet them 😅

Jokes aside, we are all lovely people who just want to sit you down, make you a cup of tea, and convince you that good code does nothing and object-oriented programming is evil 😉

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Nothing for JavaScript?

Javascripters, maybe?

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 28 points 8 months ago

Or perhaps JSters (pronounced Jesters)*

*Meant as a turn of phrase and not a criticism of the language.

[-] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 11 points 8 months ago

Don't worry. They'll change it again next week.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Alternatively we could pronounce it Joestars.

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[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 6 points 8 months ago

Lualiens

[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

Perl:

Just another Perl hacker, (sic)

This was coined by Randall Schwartz on Usenet a very long time ago. The comma has become part of it despite it originally being necessary for the English sentence it first appeared in.

Part of being a Perl aficionado is to write a japh script, that is a Perl script that prints out the above line, comma and all. The more obfuscated it is, the better. Another part is to not write code like that in production, at least not without comments explained what the heck the symbol soup is doing.

"(Perl) Wizard" has been applied to those who are notably proficient, thought that's usually a title bestowed by others.

The self-deprecating alternative is "funny character(s)" for both the symbols that appear all over Perl code as well as those who use them (I think this one was coined by Perl creator Larry Wall himself).

[-] fancyl@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

We Clojurists use Clojure / ClojureScript

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