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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

He works all year. He spends the rest of the year managing a huge toy making operation, keeps a list of everyone on the earth updated, and runs a reindeer farm. He's a very hard working jolly old dude.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He works all year. He spends the rest of the year managing a huge toy making operation

Make up your mind: does he work or does he look at others working?

keeps a list of everyone on the earth updated

So does Google Adsense

runs a reindeer farm

Nah, a rich dude like him has other people doing the actual work there too.

he's a very hard working jolly old dude

Nah, he's a crotchety old billionaire slave driver with an expensive PR team.

[-] keeb420@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

can we keep christmas after thanksgiving. please?

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Should be annimage of Clarence Thomas on one of his paid vacations.

[-] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

The original r/antiwork user

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that ‘Santa’ is a lazy anagram for ‘Satan’.

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