I wonder what the current status is this bullshit is...

Joe Biden Is Shipping Weapons to Israel Every 36 Hours

2024/03/13

The Biden administration has been able to maintain a low profile by spreading arms provision to Israel across more than 100 smaller munitions sales — allowing the president to posture as a peacekeeper while US weapons wipe Gaza off the map.

Great! Now just ban weapons exports to Israel effective immediately, as a demonstration of intent.

Palestinian children die by the thousands? Not gonna call it

Arab journalists targeted by snipers? Not gonna call it

Palestinians starving to death? Not gonna call it

Hospitals obliterated while occupied? Not gonna call it

White aid workers? CEASEFIRE! One of them was white British and another was a white Australian! Israel you have gone too far!

Biden can just force a ceasefire any time he wants by just telling Israel he'll cut off funding and arms and intel.

And if they don't listen and try to do their thing (genocide) anyways while being completely cut off for months and months, well that will be when it might be okay to say "genocide Joe did eventually try to rein it in a little".

You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!

But my guy you just send them weapons the other fucking day

People who spent the last week passionately arguing that Joe doesn't have to listen to do anything, because everything is fine, will now flip to saying that we should be happy because Joe finally did something.

Wow I love when presidents call for the people in charge to take action...oh wait

:

The thousandth warning to Israel to protect civilians or risk losing US support. And surely, like every other time, the US will continue send weapons.

I’ll believe it when Palestine is free (or when the weapons’ shipments stop, at the very least).

I've been trying to imagine why Tired Old Joe suddenly is calling for a ceasefire. My wild guess is that he's worried that an invasion of Rafah would be butchery and a bloodbath so bad that the aftermath could continue to election day and he might have totally fucked himself out of any chance for a second term.

You just fucking sent them f-35s and bombs you sack of shit.

Love to call for an end to drunk driving while I crack my 5th beer doing 90 in a 65.

Would have been really nice to do this before sending them a bunch of F16s

Guess they harvested enough adrenochrome from Palestinian bodies to keep Joe alive through November, so he can call for a ceasefire now

Checking to make sure this isn't Melina (RIP) posting to FakeNews

That's a little rude for an April fool's joke

Prediction - within the next ~24 hours before the Friday night news dump obscures interest - Hillary is going to go out of her way to "incidentally" make a comment she knows it will be recorded and disseminated. She's going to say something like "First, more must be done to pressure Hamas. A ceasefire is premature."

The official whitehouse briefing said that he 'underscored' that a ceasefire would improve things and urged them to negotiate, and it wasn't conditional. I can't wait for someone to tell me to vote for biden because he called for a ceasefire.

For four years the people who voted for Joe Biden have seen him "call for" universal healthcare, a (conditional) ceasefire, etc. You're the fucking president, do something about it! He is going to lose.

cool, still hope he dies though

Death to America

This reminds me of the scene in spinal tap where it's like 1972 and they are dressed up in full hippie attire singing 'where have all the flower children gone'

The US is normally the staunchest supporter of Israel’s right to defend itself, but for some unknown reason the Biden Administration is suddenly signaling that its support is now uncommitted and uninstructed.

only 6 months late you fucking prick

Ok, then act on it.

He probably is substituting a ‘pause’ by calling it ceasefire + I don’t believe him+ will probably send more arms + another 20 billion to Israel when this cools down. There is literally no reason to believe his words besides copium at this point, hes done zilch so far. he’s worried about how this looks to the world, and his election chances.

I sincerely do hope this changes things in a material way for Palestinian people, even though I'm fully expecting to be disappointed.

Please elect me haha