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[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago

The siren's song nearly claimed another victim.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Beat me to it XD

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

What the mermaid didn't tell her is that they also work, get stressed, sad, depressed, cry, sleep, wake, and repeat. The only difference is that they do it while naked^TM^. It's not like clothes are the cause of all our problems. We too can be naked all day if we choose.

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 7 months ago

I doubt the mermaids have neoliberal capitalism though 🤔

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

They have tyrant rule under sociopathic sharks

[-] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 23 points 7 months ago

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

[-] shani66@ani.social 3 points 7 months ago

The sharks have less pretensions of being decent?

[-] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

True but they do have extremely Loud ear bursting sonar pulsing in the oceans all day, lots of extremely loud Motors and other random loud noises that humans make, tons of netting and plastic bags and random pieces of plastic that are really shiny and look like pieces of food, lots of clouds of toxic poisonous ammonia and oil and Industrial chemicals and dyes, an environment that's heating up uncomfortably, becoming less oxygenated, and generally less hospitable.. I can't assume that fish are too happy anymore at all

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm not optimistic 😔

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

They're also clogged with microplastic like the rest of us

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

At least most things are better when you're naked

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 7 months ago

Naked*

* Excluding cloth-based modesty covers of primary and secondary sexual characteristics based on cultural norms

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 55 points 7 months ago
[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 37 points 7 months ago

Why did she have clothes if they are naked all days

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 7 months ago

she is being polite snd respecting land culture ofc

[-] Axiochus@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Why are they fisting her in the last panel? O.o

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago

One is holding her waist, one is pulling on her right leg. That cuff is her shorts.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

It’s an allegory for how corporations fuck is, and try to control us like puppets.

[-] don@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

How are they fisting her when she’s wearing shorts? o.O

[-] Axiochus@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Special fisting-ready™ shorts.

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

Write that down!

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I don't think emo kids would like it underwater because all their mascara would run.

[-] verdare@beehaw.org 14 points 7 months ago

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars, and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man... for precisely the same reasons.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

New York is an achievement now?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 7 months ago

Literally fighting for your life every time anything larger than you with teeth swims near because if you're smaller than a thing, you may be food for that thing.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Who's to say smaller things don't have teeth that'll take a bite out of you?

[-] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Calling me out again

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Is the autor only on Xitter?

edit: and Reddit: G_R_S Punk Rock Loser

[-] Draconic_NEO@pawb.social 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Being a merperson is so overrated, being a derg is so much better, we're strong, and fast, and can soar through the skies. It is truly the life of adventure and excitement.

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