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What if we, haha, (sorry this is too good so I keep laughing.) What if we compare Xi to a yellow bear?

And, get this, not just any yellow bear, we compare him Winnie the Pooh?

The CCP will never recover.

I am not racist him being yellow is just a coincidence, shut up.

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[-] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Xi Jinping just called me to say that he’s resigning. Gave his 2 weeks’ notice and everything

[-] MultigrainCerealista@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The real reason he’s resigning in two weeks is because that’s when China’s economy is going to COLLAPSE

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Apparently the correct method is to walk around a city collecting signatures. Idk if they intend to send the petition to the Australian government or maybe the CPC itself, but these little old ladies are always doing it in town

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

with a whole table of falun gong and shen yun posters lmao

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Idk if they actually do those shows here. Maybe in Sydney or Melbourne. I've never talked to one.

I should say I'm an anti CCP communist and wish they had real communism and see what they say.

[-] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I had a falun cringe guy tried to pawn me off leaflets about how china has killed tens of millions of people (in the last 20 years) and I just politely refused and told him I wasnt looking to sign up to a cult today

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

If do do any street trolling, I'll report back. Not sure I have the energy to tbh, but if it does happen...

[-] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

id reccomend getting some of there material for some toilet paper/light reading, its genuinally batshit insane

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I would highly recommend the True Anon multi episode arc on FLG and Shen Yun, at the end they actually get a former employee of the Epoch Times to spill the beans on how batshit the operation is.

Episodes 283, 284, 286 and 288 (yeah they're non-consecutive episodes)

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine mentioned to me that a nice Chinese lady dropped by and asked if she could put up a poster to advertise a show in Sydney (this was ~300km west of Sydney), she said sure. I asked her to send me a photo of the poster. It was Shen Yun.

[-] Nightcastle@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Hey fellow reddit-logo users I got an original take for you...

China...

BAD!

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Saying this before china takes it down

edit: thanks for the gold

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

My dad dropped the social credit score meme as a fact and i really dont know what i can do to deworm his brain. Hes so old and watches youtube all day. I hate how stupid he is.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Ask him what his credit score is

[-] robinn2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

tell him to shut the fuck up

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Hold on, what if we said that Xi and Putin were totally GAY and loved to SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS

Excuse me, I have to go to the emergency room bc I broke my shoulder patting myself on the back so hard

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

So you're telling me I have a chance with Daddy Xi?

blushing-engels

[-] blight@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

yellow bear-il kelly

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
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