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"Why do you ask? You thinking about banging her?"
Appropriate response 10/10.
I love this answer.
No no no no no no 😬😬😬
“Why do you ask? You thinking about boinking her?”
Aaah, much better 😊.
The only right answer is:
"I mean she's not my top pick of your friends for a threesome, but if you can't talk Ashley into it then yeah I guess she's fine."
The honest one. And if that doesn't go down well, get the hell out of there. Just being asked is already a massive red flag and I doubt things would be lasting much longer from my side of things.
Yeah, I don't think being asked is a problem in the context of conversation but if it's a trap kinda question then you need to be talking about her insecurity not her hot friends
Actually you just need to be giving completely honest answers. If she can just handle them without issue then she doesn’t have much insecurity, just curiosity.
Seriously. My wife asks me if random people are objectively attractive or hot or whatever all the time, it's basically just conversation fluff. It doesn't matter how I answer because she isn't jealous or anything, again, just conversation fluff.
Well, sometimes it matters if I say, "no that person is really weird looking" and she's like, "whaaaat why?". But then it's just funny.
"Not as hot as you, obviously."
Her friend is Megan Fox...
*clears throat* I said not as cute as her.
That's when you throw in "I mean I can see why you'd think so if you like that sort of thing".
My friend, have you seen Megan Fox lately?
It might be time to update your reference for hotness
Yeah 😬... I'd say I have to... thanks for the update.
I'd say not to waste your time on girls who play these kinds of games. That's a weird question to ask your S.O. no matter how you swing it.
Not always My gf is bi and will actively send me pictures of models of characters calling them hot and asking if I think they are It's pretty nice to have a gf that you can actively call people hot too
I suppose I didn't consider swinging it from that angle.
I'm bi and every relationship I've had was like this. Drooling over people and characters together is just something I like to do in relationships. It's a fun bonding activity. Plus it's weirdly good for my self confidence for somebody to be drooling over somebody else who even I know is hot as fuck but they still clearly want to be with me more.
In my unfortunate experience, chicks who are jealous and play these games will also cheat on you.
My wife asked me if I thought an actress on television was pretty, I simply told her they don't put ugly people on tv
Also safe AF 👍.
From my experince, any answer that doesn't directly confirm or deny is a safe answer.
Use Kelvin and everything is hot
Extremely!
Okay fine, I'll go and rewatch SG1 then
Meh. Elbows too pointy.
I like that though.
"Thank GOD, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed! I've been dying over here trying not to say anything."
With this gif:
"You don't actually think I'm gonna walk into that trap, do ya?"
Honesty is the best answer. So yeah she's hot.
I mean....she's not fat..
“She seems like she’s conventionally attractive, but subjectively, she’s not my type.”
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“She hasn’t mentioned anything. Hey Ashley is the temperature in here ok for you?”
Look at GF for a few seconds Then say ‘Babe, we need to talk’
"She's beautiful but not my type, because she's not you"
Really, we’re doing this now? Posting fucking screenshots of fucking Reddit? Fuck off
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I can never keep track of all of her friend's names anyway, so I wouldn't know who she was talking about.
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