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Bottomless Popcorn (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 95 points 7 months ago

And here I was expecting it to just literally be a tub without a bottom so that as soon as he picked it up all the popcorn spilled out and he'd have to buy another. ~(patent pending, all rights reserved, OC don't steal)~

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I thought he would be eating popcorn with his wang out and I don’t know if I’m angry or disappointed.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 69 points 7 months ago

Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!!!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

Because they couldn't keep the charade going forever

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

So why not kill him sooner??

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They lost him in the popcorn maze?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 17 points 7 months ago

What a silly mess of nonsense this is.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 19 points 7 months ago

That's the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

At what body count is the price too high?
Asking for a friend

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Millions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Have you read 1984? Same reasoning.

[-] UckyBon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

There are 4 kernels!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It only counts if he dies believing it?

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 22 points 7 months ago

Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

You never worked in a movie theatre and it shows.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

What's the secret that only further movie theatre employees would know?

[-] UckyBon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

spoilerIn the movie theater the only real pop should come from ~~a gun~~ corn.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Comic about bottomless popcorn vibes

[-] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago
[-] reattach@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

House of Leaves vibes

[-] codapine@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Dark City vibes

this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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