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[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

Okay, just double the bpm and half note increments.

Same song, new bpm!

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Every song is in cut time now.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 7 months ago
[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

What is that? A band or a genre?

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

DJ Screw, creator of the chopped and screwed style of music. But his name is so synonymous and his name is half the genre's name.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Swisha house is the group that originated it, dj screw is the dj, and people call it screw music

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

200 BPM is 100 BPM if you think about the music differently, Chechnyans just want to see 64th notes everywhere because more notes is more better obviously

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

this one goes to 110

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

adding a tribute to 4'33" to all my songs to get the average BPM down

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Giving every slow song a Nightcore remix final chorus to snag the average BPM up a bit

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 7 months ago

That sounds quite silly

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

~~I gotta be honest, I'm thinking it's fake news akin to "Kim Jong Un Haircut Law". I can't find any non-english sources about it. I can't find the article TASS reportedly posted about it either. I can't find Dadayev speaking about it anywhere but in these english articles.~~

It should be noted that I am completely shit at doing this kind of digging and I do not speak any slavic language nor do I read kyrilic, so me not finding things doesn't mean a lot

edit: it's legit

[-] HalidBeslic@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

It seems to be legit actually, I found this article by gazeta.ru, which Wikipedia classifies as Russian state-controlled media claiming the same thing. In the article is this quote:

This was reported by the Grozny-Inform portal with reference to the Minister of Culture of Chechnya Musa Dadaev.

If someone here actually speaks Russian feel free to correct me though.

[-] imikoy@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Grozny-Inform link

First quotation:

“Today, under the leadership of Musa Dadaev, an extended meeting was held with the leaders of creative state and municipal groups of the Chechen Republic, during which he announced the final decision, agreed with the Head of the Chechen Republic Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov, that from now on all musical, vocal and choreographic works must correspond to a tempo of 80 to 116 beats per minute,” said the Ministry of Culture of the Chechen Republic.

I think this is going to apply to theaters, musicians, etc.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

So is this a flat ban or a "stop booking robot noises at the national theatre" ban?

[-] imikoy@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

After the quote there's "huge work is ongoing on the question of Chechen musical, choreographical and other works matching Chechen mentality and musical rhytm", so it is probably the latter.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

When your kids won't stop playing Skibidi Toilet

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

no-fun-allowed

They’ll take my Machine Girl from my cold dead hands

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

~~Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick~~

Sometimes I rhyme at the right speed, sometimes I rhyme at the right speed

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

They're just trying to escape the legacy of Hard Bass

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Second time as farce etc. etc.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

As someone who primarily listens to music in the 120-140bpm range, I am now a chechnya hater

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

I was gonna say 120 bpm is so common in western music in general that you’re pretty much banning everything

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

critical support

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

How exactly do they plan on enforcing this...? Like, obviously, public performances like theater, yeah, music that can be heard by others, but what else if anything? Are they gonna ban useraudio.net and its likes? Force Spotify and YouTube Music to use some sort of BPM detector to find music to block?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

(broad excuse to police public assemblies and venues). too fast and too slow is like a 'smelling weed' level excuse for pigs to do whatever they want

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Every unit now has one drug-dog and one bpm-dj on leash. Some guy named Miklosh will be pulled out of his cage whenever they need to determine BPM.

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Reject LaRouchite pitch obsession, embrace Chechnyan tempo obsession

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

let them cook they're on some goldilocks shit

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Cut time enters the chat...

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The CNN article hardly talks about its headline, it mostly just talks about how Russia oppresses gay people. Huh?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah it's very jesse-wtf

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