Now do traffic due to inadequate transit.

Weird how an easily predictable event somehow catches every manager in America off guard.

I appreciated how the "contractors" (the owner's failsons) who are "renovating" (renovicting) the home next door handled the eclipse.

They took turns staring straight at the sun, then going, "Ahhhh, oh fuck, that burns! AAAAAHHHHH MY EYES! OH SHIT, OH FUCK!"

All three of them did it at least twice. It was glorious to behold. I wish I had recorded it.

Perhaps the "journalists" at NBC News should be made redundant to offset that massive productivity loss..

Worth every penny

Comrade cosmos interfering with KKKapitali$$m

Strangely enough, our manager encouraged us to go out and look at the eclipse yesterday.

Nothing less than slavery can satisfy the elites

THAT’S ALMOST TWO DOLLARS PER AMERICAN, THIS IS WHY THE ECONOMY IS FAILING AND WHY YOU ARE POOR!!!!

I went to [undisclosed location] for the eclipse with a lot of other people, and am really curious to know how much of an economic boon it is to have totality pass over your town.

praxis

Ww should have eclipses more often.

How much of that alleged lost productivity comes from bullshit jobs where people are just doing whatever they want anyway for 90% of the day