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[-] Sheltr@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago

Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

You could also put on one man bukkake shows

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

i'd have to go find some and I've got this printer ink right here

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Cocaine. Or CPUs.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Oh wow! That shit is more valuable than unicorn blood.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's a good one!

[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Well by that username we all know what you picked :3

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

My vision's never been great, so I'll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That's a great bet to make! I'd personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Probably turns you into Shrek

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that, which would still be pretty cool.

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well obviously not gunna break my neck... But one solid backflip would be enough to gaslight my friends.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Would only serve to further shock his friends!

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[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Finally a chance to snap a bad guy's neck and save the day.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago

Old Ones Awaken Awaken Awaken Awaken, take the life that must be taken!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Look, there was no way we could know it would summon a Lake Troll

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We don't serve people who summon lake trolls here!

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Brown pill so that I can force any set to be compact and make math like 69% easier.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What is multi-shot upgrade do?

[-] Maven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's pronounced "MUL-MUL-MUL-MULTISHOT!"

[-] june@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Backflip.

I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.

At 40, I’ll take that shit.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

No, that's literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.

[-] june@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

To be able to pick up a cup of coffee.

[-] june@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Ooooh, nice, I'm always game for more multishot. I've got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Nobody picked the pink pill?

🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Obama as now, or at the same age as me?

30 YO Obama looked amazing.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know. I picked it but it hasn't yet arrived.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Do I get to pick the team for the baseball caps?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Cool! I like plain caps. Would they vary in color every time?

Do I get to be as tall as Obama?

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Compact please

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