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[-] Dbumba@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

It makes for a funny headline, but that's like 0.4% of the chain's total revenue of around 2.6 billion in 2023

More likely the private equity firm that bought Red Lobster is running it into the ground on purpose to do some credit bidding buy back bankruptcy scam that's somehow technically legal to write off a bunch of debt.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think it's an ad.

I'm Crazy Eddie and my furniture prices are so low I must be insane!

Red Lobster's all you can eat shrimp is such a great deal they're considering bankruptcy!

Or maybe I'm too paranoid. shrug-outta-hecks

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

On the one hand I wouldn't be surprised if there was some "Hollywood marketing" going on here to evade taxes, on the other I can't remember the last time I or anyone I know ate at a Red Lobster so I wouldn't be surprised if it's going bankrupt.

[-] chicory@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I remember hearing this same thing last year. I agree it's an ad

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

AND THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IT'S HAPPENED!

THEY ALMOST WENT BANKRUPT THE FIRST TIME THEY DID IT

WHY WOULD THEY DO IT AGAIN?

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

Money isn’t the most important thing in life. If your dream is giving people unjustifiable amounts of shrimp and cocktail sauce then you have to shoot your shot.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Critical support to the bourgeoisie on this one.

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

If $11 million is make-or-break money for your national restaurant chain, you have bigger problems than a loss leader that lost a little too much

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Meet Bottomless Pete, Nature's cruelest mistake!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

oh good someone posted my comment for me

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

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[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Never bet on Americans not eating a lot of food.

This is basic not-invading-russia-in-the-winter type shit

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Invading russia in general seems to be a poor idea

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

how many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

You gotta eat the shells, that's the important part

[-] xj9@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Correctly cooked shrimp shell is delicious

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Flamingo ooooohhh oh

[-] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Unlimited shrimp on Red LobSSter 🦞 qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Sorry guys, went a little overboard last night.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

costanza-maoist

Destroying American businesses by eating too much shrimp

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Sorry not sorry that I ate $11 million worth of shrimp

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

I would simply charge a small amount more for shrimp, but I'm no capitalist.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Xi eaten all shrimps with his comically huge chopsticks

[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Did the Three 6 Mafia teach people nothing?

[-] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

homer-bye my work here is done

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Sorry I eated it all

[-] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[-] roux@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The West has fallen

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