"Yeah the right wing wants to nuke china, murder all trans people and turn the country into a theocracy. The left wing wants that not to happen and also free education and healthcare. I'm a moderate because I don't want free education or healthcare and I only think some of China should be nuked. Also I'm indefferent about trans people's suffering."

All liberal politics is based in sexual pathology.

lol, I guess coming to terms with the fact that is the best their ideology has to offer really broke some brains, huh?

Communism is when there is a cult of personality surrounding an individual

...Sunday morning... cartoons.

🤮 Goddamnit I just ate.

:good-morning:

Is there a cum edit of this?

2008: Beating off to Sarah Palin

2012: Beating off to Mitt Romney's sons

2016: Beating off to Hillary Clinton photoshopped over Lena Heady or Emilia Clarke, depending on your partisan disposition.

2020: Beatoff My Pork

2024: Beating off to the Venture Bros "Red Mantle" and "The Dragoon" but with the heads of Donald Trump and Joe Biden respectively.

This came out shortly after the whole Tara Reade thing began which makes it extra distasteful.

I don't know what's real or satire anymore.

So it's real, and apparently chuds are hate buying it or something?

Need to make a hexbear edit of this one