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[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 88 points 6 months ago

Rookie mistake, this is what happens when you neglect to pop off a couple rounds in the backyard every now and then to keep the rent down.

[-] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

This is literally my brother's approach. Keeps the meth heads and asshole teenagers away without raising the rent.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

A few blanks so there's nothing that falls on someone, hide the flash, collect your brass. Go back into your place and wash your hands to get the residue off. 'Yeah I heard gun shots officer, no I'm not calling 911! You don't do that in the kind of neighborhood where people are popping off unless you want to get shot yourself!'. Crime rate map starts showing your area as a problem, value goes down... the trade off is there's more cops patrolling.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago

Purposely let my hedges grow out unkempt.

Taxable value down $5k hahaha

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago

hmu if you want someone to ~~smoke crack outside your house~~ assist with rent control in your neighborhood

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Shout out to the crackheads. We salute you!

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

This is why you shoot a few rounds at 1AM every now and then to keep the rent down

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Its a greentext brother they're 90% bullshit bits for fun :D

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago
[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

It's a shit bit in this case, but

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I do believe the part when rent went up, because it's happening anyway regardless of rest.

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

its a funny story idgaf if it's fake just have some fun

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 12 points 6 months ago

…is this your first green text or something? None of it is meant to be taken as true. The fun is in the story.

r/thathappened is for those tumblr stories where everyone clapped.

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Sorry I'm not super familiar with Channer culture shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 20 points 6 months ago

You’re lucky.

It’s a horrifying place

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I do find it a bit weird racist, angry teenage boys obviously lying on the internet gets ~~more~~ LESS flack than dispossessed, sad, teenage girls obviously lying on the internet does.

Edit: I somehow typed the exact opposite of what I was trying to say

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 13 points 6 months ago

The difference is all green texts are fake, it’s assumed to be fake and the point is just to have a funny story. It’s basically like a creative writing exercise done by anonymous users. Whereas the “that happened” types of stories that tend to get panned are obvious lies by a public account where the goal is to deceive people into thinking the poster is a good person.

Honestly I’ve seen the “that happened” variety done more by men than women.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

I do find it a bit weird racist, angry teenage boys obviously lying on the internet gets more flack than dispossessed, sad, teenage girls obviously lying on the internet does.

eh, what? teenage girls get more flack just for telling the truth.

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Sorry for some reason I typed that backwards

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

This is why I go out in my yard and fire off a few shots every night to scare away the gentrifiers and keep property value and thus rent down.

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago
[-] D61@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

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[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

am i the only one reading this as racist as hell?

greentext, "ghetto" and "crackheads"?

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

The writer is a dipshit for using 4chan yes, the POV of the story is a dipshit that gets a cumuponce or however is spelled, but it's not explicitly racist

But yeah,

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Gotcha, gotcha. Been a long day, and I know your posts well enough to know you're not racist but my brain wasn't working.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 6 months ago

The low-tech solution to this is either a baseball bat or a slingshot and a steel ball bearing

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

or leaving people the fuck alone for their crime of "being loud"

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Oh, I was talking solutions on the part of people being loud. As in "them absolutely fuckin destroying that drone, one way or the other". I think a rat stick would win a 1v1 with some peckerwood channer's R/C drone if it were to ever happen.

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

ahh my apologies.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Ya done goofed, bud.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Anybody who says "ghetto" unironically like this is a fuckin nazi I think. Greentext is a funné format but woof, the brainworms.

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