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[-] ninjabard@lemmy.world 92 points 7 months ago

Ken Paxton, as a born and bred Texan I feel comfortable in saying you and your cronies can go fuck yourself. Paxton and Abbott are among the worst things to happen to this state.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 58 points 7 months ago

Hey now, don't forget Ted Cruz!

[-] ninjabard@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Can't forget about Fled Cruz

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

The Paxton's were family friends when I was growing up. We'd drive out there and visit, and my brother and I would always play "jedi vs sith" with their son tucker where they'd team up on me, and I'd always lose, lol. I also remember canvassing for Ken with my parents back when he was running for state congress or something. It is so surreal to see what Ken has become. My parents won't talk about him. Fuck that guy.

[-] Grobmobularb@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

It’s going to be harder for him to fuck himself without Chaturbate.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 44 points 7 months ago

I wonder how this would apply to the Fediverse. Is Texas going to sue individual instance owners if someone posts some boobs?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago

Hey Paxton. Come at me bro! boobies

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

And here's a pair of tits to go with them!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

They belong to a real nutcracker

(I suspect more ornithologists need to grow up…but I’m glad they didn’t.)

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

Hey that needs a NSFW tag! /s

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Worried we’ll all be KYC’d and linked n stuff some day

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Yeah probably. How long until every site with user generate content starts banning texas?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 7 months ago

In the worst case, it’ll be something like piracy communities. You can bully lots of small instance owners, but there’s always going to be someone who’s willing to host it someplace where enforcement is lax.

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Texas should go after Twitter.

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Chaturbate is doing "substantial business" in Texas, which gives Texas the ability to regulate them. If you aren't doing business in Texas (charging people for services), then you have nothing to worry about.

[-] Veraxus@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Do they have a physical presence in the state, though? If they don’t, then Texas has no authority whatsoever over them. A physical presence is the only way kowtowing to these fascists makes any financial sense.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Laws don't apply the same way. Paxton was suing other states and out-of-state hospitals for surgery information related to gender. They've gone off the deep end

[-] sandman@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

People should really think about how much money is wasted on bullshit laws.

Imagine all the advances in science we could be making, all the homes we could be building, and all the children we could be feeding.

But instead, we spend money to ensure rich people can make more money.

It's fucked.

[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago

Nah, this is for political points, not utility. They're only interested in the big ones who can get them some money, which ~~definitely won't be wasted on blackjack and hookers~~ will be used for political campaigning.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago

Just block the state lol

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 7 months ago

Every Texan that gets blocked from porn should burn a church, until things even out again

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Or a Republican state representative (figuratively)

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Literally!….in Minecraft

[-] SaltySalamander@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago
[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

So doggy style, eh?

[-] Deello@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago

What's next onlyfans patreon and twitter? Paying for porn is a common use on these platforms. Maybe visa/mc too for processing the payments? This is all really stupid. Being free is starting to sound expensive.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

This is Republicans' idea of small government

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

We're in the porn age and nobody told me?

[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Hopefully 4chan will receive a fine as well

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

What is chaturbate? And am i missing out?

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