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[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 80 points 4 months ago

“Why aren’t my students fucking me?!?”

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 63 points 4 months ago
[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean, tbqh, he could probably get it....

Edit: thinner jawline, kinder eyes, softer lips, minus vampire teeth, and then you've basically got my husband

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 4 months ago

Not sure if you missed the reference, but the guy in the emoji - Macron - married his teacher.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

And they met while he was underage

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago

The "You're just antizionist because you didn't get [sex act] on your Birthright trip" is a fairly standard canard

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago

?!?! Really??

not saying I doubt you, it's just so crazy to me that something so wildly sexist and fucked up is something people regularly say

I'm from Ohio, I shouldn't be surprised, but yeah, wow, guess I'm way more naive than I ever realized

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 46 points 4 months ago

Are the youngfolk actually rightfully upset about an ongoing genocide? Nahhhh, the lot are just mal baisé・es

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

Thank you for your service, ace comrades kim-salute

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

If they're not having enough sex we should really look into forming a squad of people to go extract their cum.

[-] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Reason for report: I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[-] davel@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

College students need to Pokemon get off of TikTok.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

“This sucks. This isn’t like the 60s at all”

[-] Afterthought_C@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's not like zionists are having better luck at getting dates themselves
https://www.thejc.com/news/features/im-just-a-zionist-looking-for-love-jsfhxzcr

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I'm not lonely because I'm not in the Lonely region of France!

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

First the kids were having too much sex, and that was a bad thing.

Now the kids aren't having enough sex, and that's a bad thing too?

Moralist gymnastics should be in the Summer Olympics.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

You ever have sex so good, that you stop thinking genocide is bad?

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

That's why they're collecting the semen

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