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[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Maybe we are just all whores and don't know it.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

You just need to connect with the proper audience

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Whip it out at the theater. Got it.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Hey, you got bills to pay

Clearly you are too picky on which clients you will take. Remember when you are starting out as a new business you have to be willing to take any client you can. When you have a good reputation then you can be more picky

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't have a job right now for a couple of reasons, but I do get a sort of allowance from my wife and we have sex. Does that make me a whore? I mean I'm okay with that, I'm just wondering.

First off now we all know why you post so much ๐Ÿ˜‚

I would say that you are at least at the bare minimum you are whore adjacent. But seeing you can read the shirt....

I think we would have to dive deeper in the intricacies of your sex life and I for one don't want to know.

P.S. I hope you are making some progress on your health.

[-] Gordon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I much prefer to just speak for everyone. And clearly you can read the shirt on the left. Shirts don't lie.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The duality is that they both have both shirts.

So you attract women with the hoodie, and when you get intimate you take it off and then the text on the t-reads "only whores can read this"

It's humour, on multiple layers. Layers. Ba dum tss

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like that soccer player.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

The world is a better place with whores

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I don't get it. The guy on the right is just wearing a blank shirt?

[-] peetabix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I assume the whore shirt guy has read his own shirt too.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Plus, you're not a whore if you suck cock for free.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe I like being spit on and called a dirty whore even when I do it for free. Don't step on my dreams.

[-] Brekky@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I don't get it, is the guy on the right supposed to be funny?

[-] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I think so. In reality he just looks like a massive dick.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

See, it's a joke because where he comes from, education is restricted to sex workers. He actually can't read his own shirt.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

i think he is saying he wouldn't turn his back on men or ladies.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

only whores can read this

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Why is no one mentioning the giant eggplant??

WHY is there a giant eggplant???

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Wtf, I swear that wasn't there before.

We don't talk about the eggplant.

I think the real question is why does every other picture not have a giant eggplant in it.

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Guys who wear hats and don't, a conflict old as time.

It seems odd that the only bald guy is the only guy not wearing a hat

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well you can see hair on the other three. Especially on the dumb ones head

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Sorry, couldn't read the image. I got distracted by the notorious Lack of Ass in this pic.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

The world is a better place with whores in it.

[-] Tante_Meier@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

World is a better place with horse in it.

Ooo that pony is young, they still have their milk teeth.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

No. A vote for me is a vote for equinicide. The only good horse is sausage.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

So the world is a better place with a whore like me in it.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Woke as fuck to draw solidarity with sex workers by implying we could all be sex workers if the circumstances required it to survive. We all learned to read to survive in our society, which when i think about it is a great place to begin a conversation about the illusions of freedom and acceptance our society peddles to us through empty plattitudes and appeals to vague nationalistic values that go on and on about intentions but never consequences or realities. Plus it acknowledges that except for our asexual frieinds we are all pretty obsessed with sex.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

I can only read the shirt on the right. The left one is blank.

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wish my life were this interesting.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe they are together and they are in agreement that the world is better with rhymes with oars in it.

#SexWorkIsRealWork

#SexWorkersUnite

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The guy on the right must be >6'. Husband material, if you believe all the profiles.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The man at the cash register is 5'11"

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