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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I wish it was like tv. The judge would say "and presumably smacking your client on the ass..."

NEW: In a sidebar today, Judge Merchan directed Trump's attorneys to tell him to stop "cursing audibly" and "shaking his head," which could intimidate the witness and affect the jury. "I won't tolerate that," Merchan said. (via Kaitlan Collins, CNN)

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Now see if Trump was cool he'd say out loud "oh hell yeah, tell 'em about how you slapped my ass!" But instead he just curses, mutters, and talks under his breath probably embarrassed.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

if Trump was cool

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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Someone that knows more about typography needs to make a "Stop Doing Proportional Fonts" meme so we can RETVRN.

Alternatively, just switch to one of the CJK scripts, since they're monospaced by design. So satisfying!

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Probably farts, too

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The only thing that makes me remotely sympathetic to trump is just how much of a power tripping fucking weeny every single American judge is

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Judges should just be chill honestly, too judgemental.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Going to prison because you keep smh your damn head

[-] thetaT@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
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