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[-] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 71 points 5 months ago

What I saw: "I'm a Dasher. I don't make much money, so please don't hurt me or be mean to me."

[-] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 54 points 5 months ago

I saw "Hey ChatGPT, please write a text I can send to every customer today that maximizes the size of my tips".

[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

I could see this, but it doesn't seem likely that ChatGPT would capitalize "New World" like that. You never really know, though.

Also, to throw in my own take: it's possible Ryan just genuinely wants everyone to be happy.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Hey it almost understood the sarcasm!

Obviously you could instead get good results with good prompts. And editing. Definitely editing!

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Honestly, that last one would be good enough for me. I think I already tip by the time I talk to and dasher though.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Just begging for a tip in a different way

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

This just sounds creepy

[-] lath@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Maybe Ryan met one of those fabled lonely milfs in his DoorDashing area...

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I'm down with this positivity. I make it my mission to remind the people I'm close to it's Friday (or retired Saturday) at least 75% of the weeks of the month.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

We have an emoji for a hand making a heart sign, yet we have a heart emoji. Marvelous.

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

LLM generated? Sure reads like it.

[-] WookieMonster@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago

To me this is creepy as hell. It says that dude likes to see people pretend to be happy when they're really very sad. I would wonder why the hell someone would send that to me if I wasn't crying and trying to be polite and smile when accepting my delivery, which doesn't make it any less creepy.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago

Foecing a smile makes you happier. There's lots of studies to this, something wired in our brain.

[-] WookieMonster@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

With all the sincerity in the world. Fuck you.

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Do you take everything personally?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks stranger, reading that with a smile made my smile real :D

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

I find it very off-putting.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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