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[-] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago

~~One nation under god~~

Two nations under genocide

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Two settler states...

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Literally the opposite vibe of Sino-Soviet friendship propaganda posters

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Two white dudes standing two meters apart so as to not appear gay.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

So that’s what they meant by “our shared values”

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

This is the only two-state solution that Biden has been "working tirelessly" to achieve.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

True I do think us and Israeli troops should get the same reward ;)

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago

Isn't this like funding foreign soldiers or some such like treason or something??

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Not if we make Israel the 51st state, Jack! biden-alert

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

> be me, israel

> receive big money to commit genocide

> become 51 state

> start receiving less money to genocide

[-] theareciboincident@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 months ago

Haven’t you heard, liberals love treason now!

Gosh it is really weird how every time liberals and fascists interact, the liberals side with the fascists.

At least under Trump they preferred actual logic instead of whatever the fuck they’re doing on .world right now

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Only the foreign soldiers we don’t like

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

You may lose American citizenship if you run for public office, apply for single citizenship, or join the military in another country... unless that "country" is Israel, of course.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Don’t they get better insurance just by being citizens of the Zionist Entity?

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Yes but it’s hard to be a colonist in two places at once

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

You would think.

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

This is amazing considering the army is discussing taking away the education portion of the GI bill.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Lmao, imagine taking away one of the few decent incentives to serve when recruitment rates have been suffering.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Untreated PTSD and homelessness?

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

"We're not a vassal state, We're not a vassal state", i continue to insist as i shrink and transform into a corn cob

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Might as well just reveal themselves that they are their 51st state.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

"the reason Israel doesn't become the 51st state is because then it would only have two senators instead of a hundred"

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Did you just come up with this right now? Because that’s some serious heat

[-] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Nah that's why I put it in quotes. I don't know the original source though.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

It’s hilarious regardless, I will start using it

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

literally just mirror world Hawaii

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

jesus fucking christ

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Hiring an excavator so they can dig out the foundation and stoop even lower, I see.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
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