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submitted 5 months ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

You think people do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

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[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago

The Zuck has not been 36 since he shed his baby skin some 800 years ago.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 5 months ago

Didn't his people seed life on Earth millions of years ago then fuck off into space and eventually create the Xenomorphs?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

If so then he's the dudblood of the species.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

I also heard he likes to strangle kittens. But don't quote me on that.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

I also heard he likes to strangle kittens.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

"Don't quote me on that."

-Diplomjodler3

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

“Don’t quote me on that.”

-Diplomjodler3

- Michael Scott

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You kill 100% of the kittens you don’t strangle.

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 28 points 5 months ago

Fake news. It wasn’t Covid, it was autoerotic asphyxiation.

[-] dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 5 months ago

Get out of my head. Came here to say this

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 months ago

Don't give us hope

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

They shipped his remains to his home planet Zorg.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He’s okay I guess.

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 13 points 5 months ago

I'm happy that things around the world are improving, i am not one missed paycheck from death, and they used that giant fan to get rid of climate change...

[-] Mark12870@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

RIP Mark Zuckerberg †2020.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Kinda makes me wish I had a facebook account to just go ham with fake "RIP Zuk" posts.

[-] cybersin@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

"But, that would cost money!" - Zucc

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I wish he were.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Do androids get flesh diseases?

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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