You think people do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
The Zuck has not been 36 since he shed his baby skin some 800 years ago.
Didn't his people seed life on Earth millions of years ago then fuck off into space and eventually create the Xenomorphs?
If so then he's the dudblood of the species.
I also heard he likes to strangle kittens. But don't quote me on that.
I also heard he likes to strangle kittens.
Dammit!
"Don't quote me on that."
-Diplomjodler3
“Don’t quote me on that.”
-Diplomjodler3
- Michael Scott
You kill 100% of the kittens you don’t strangle.
Fake news. It wasn’t Covid, it was autoerotic asphyxiation.
Get out of my head. Came here to say this
Don't give us hope
They shipped his remains to his home planet Zorg.
Praise Zorg
He’s okay I guess.
I'm happy that things around the world are improving, i am not one missed paycheck from death, and they used that giant fan to get rid of climate change...
RIP Mark Zuckerberg †2020.
Kinda makes me wish I had a facebook account to just go ham with fake "RIP Zuk" posts.
"But, that would cost money!" - Zucc
I wish he were.
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