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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 91 points 5 months ago

And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.

[-] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Or worse: bad

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Sounds made up but 100% literally true

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 months ago

It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."

Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe's Crab Shack asks "Got Crabs?" on the front, then lets you know "We Do" on the back. Tracy's King Crab Shack has a shirt that says "Tracy gave me crabs". It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

That's a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago

I'm surprised how nice the website is.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Another one from Ocean City, Maryland - Brass Balls Saloon

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'm not afraid of any of those things, I just don't want to see some old guy's low-hanging ballsack.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Don't stare then

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Right... And you also don't want to see abortions.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

No, I'd be fine with seeing that. I've edited many medical videos.

Please don't speak on my behalf.

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Ok, so abortions are better than dongs for you. That's a progress above an average murican!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The freedom to have an abortion is, indeed, much more important to me than the freedom to be naked on a beach.

Why isn't that true with you?

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[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

On a clear day, you can see forever.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
[-] Jhestyr@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

Those are kept in the nightstand at home.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Locals call it Scringos

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

And its the only place open all week

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

fuck shack baby fuck shack

[-] ninjabard@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.

[-] stick2urgunz88@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 8 points 5 months ago

Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"

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