And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.
Or worse: bad
Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.
Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.
Sounds made up but 100% literally true
I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.
Here's the other piece https://dirtydickscrabs.com/menu/
It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."
Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.
The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe's Crab Shack asks "Got Crabs?" on the front, then lets you know "We Do" on the back. Tracy's King Crab Shack has a shirt that says "Tracy gave me crabs". It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.
That's a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.
I'm surprised how nice the website is.
On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.
Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.
I'm not afraid of any of those things, I just don't want to see some old guy's low-hanging ballsack.
Don't stare then
Right... And you also don't want to see abortions.
No, I'd be fine with seeing that. I've edited many medical videos.
Please don't speak on my behalf.
Ok, so abortions are better than dongs for you. That's a progress above an average murican!
The freedom to have an abortion is, indeed, much more important to me than the freedom to be naked on a beach.
Why isn't that true with you?
On a clear day, you can see forever.
Clear winner
Clear weiner?
Those are kept in the nightstand at home.
Locals call it Scringos
And its the only place open all week
fuck shack baby fuck shack
The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.
Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire
Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.
Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX
In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"
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