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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see? (lemmy.world)

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Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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[-] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 140 points 6 months ago

Do a barrel roll

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 265 points 6 months ago

🙂 🙃 🙂

[-] Creddit@lemmy.world 122 points 6 months ago

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 119 points 6 months ago

It's loading.

[-] Creddit@lemmy.world 99 points 6 months ago

Walmart near me

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 209 points 6 months ago

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 months ago

Still more accurate than bing maps

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[-] Creddit@lemmy.world 84 points 6 months ago

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 185 points 6 months ago

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 167 points 6 months ago

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck I’m so old

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 59 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So this is what it feels like.

Edit: I'm going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

You are, my fire

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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 84 points 6 months ago

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 164 points 6 months ago

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 76 points 6 months ago

how to exit vim?!

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 101 points 6 months ago

Unplug the virtual cable.

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[-] sleepyTonia@programming.dev 67 points 6 months ago

Where did the duckduck go?

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 95 points 6 months ago

To the other sideside.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 67 points 6 months ago

Do kids still say music slaps 2024

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 83 points 6 months ago

Only the groovy kids!

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[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 66 points 6 months ago

I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 173 points 6 months ago

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)

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[-] MossyHabitat@lemmy.world 62 points 6 months ago

It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt

[-] dumples@kbin.social 63 points 6 months ago

How to remove micro plastics from testicles?

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 78 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is not possible :(

[-] dumples@kbin.social 31 points 6 months ago

How we removed testicles from micro plastics?

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[-] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 6 months ago

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

corn

edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes

[-] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 49 points 6 months ago

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 6 months ago

How is babby form???

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 months ago

u can get pregante

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[-] Creddit@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Zuck beard real or fake

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

As real as a wig.

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[-] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

what are the new shapes

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[-] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?

[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

orgy etiquette host or group cleans up

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