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submitted 7 months ago by pooh@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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The bartender looks up and says, “What’ll it be, Mr. Seinfeld?”

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[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

This is a bad joke but it makes it a good post

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

What is the deal with airline food, anyway?

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

you'd think Jeffrey would have some higher-class meals on his private jet

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

the only reason it's a bad joke is because we all knew what the punchline was before we even clicked

otherwise, it's chefs-kiss

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

slap bass

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

My favorite party trick is putting on the Seinfeld music.

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

What's the deal with Palestinian people? There's no Palestine and they're not people.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

What's, the deal, with teenagers? I keep, getting older, they, stay the same age?

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

The bartender, you guessed it. Its hillary clinton.

this post was submitted on 24 May 2024

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