I genuinely think it's journalistic malpractice to megaphone this type of shit with no context

There is like no way in hell officials would ever, ever, ever come out and say "All beef is fucked actually lmao", it's kind of your job to get them there, should it be required

look bud that was over people eating weird things, like bats, here we're just feeding the cows bird shit, and then we eat the cows. That's just the circle of life.

which officials said remained safe

BORGOR UNAFFECTED

But yeah, even less so now.

vegedarian garl marx burger. 100% halal

Woke burger remains safe........ usually

me neither. I worked in a pork plant once upon a time. The QA consisted of two people who stayed in their air conditioned office all day long and would make their 2 daily checks by not even entering our area, but just reaching in the door, grabbing the checklist, initialling everything, and putting it back on the wall then sauntering on to the next area.

also, every goddamned bacon is the same goddamned thing. we literally just changed the packaging/branding several times as the bacon came down the line. The only difference was thick vs thin cut, but the rest was just the packaging changing. Same for basically all of the products. Spiral hams, diced ham, sliced ham. It's all the same goddamn pigs but in different brands.

btw