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[-] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 118 points 2 years ago

A little long maybe, I assume it won't be long until it's just "likensub".

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 2 years ago

My son, always remember to smash that like button and subscribe..*sniff* and please, whatever you do, leave a review because it helps new people find the channel. Oh god, I'm no good at goodbyes....

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 37 points 2 years ago

No good at likensubs*

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 14 points 2 years ago

Please comment as it drives the algorithm!

[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 29 points 2 years ago

Future etymologists will conjecture that it has something to do with the popularization of an obscure lichen meme combined with a contraction of the word "submissive" within the BDSM context, and only started being used as an ironic punctuation to statements after another popular meme, similar to the origin of how "F" is used as a common, brief response to a tragedy.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 years ago

Lichen Sub-Scribe. Clearly a fungal person who is notating every occurrence and likes to be dommed.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 years ago

How does the warewolf YouTuber end his videos?

"Lycansubscribe!"

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

How does the botany YouTuber sign off?

Lichen subscribe!

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago

And of course there's Oh the Urbanity's "Don't forget to bike and subscribe!"

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago

And when they give a speech on stage, they do it at something lycopodium

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lycanscrub, lyescrub, lysob

[-] Jilanico@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago
[-] otacon239@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

This has the vibe of the Sims 2 voice that would leave for work saying “Shy-bye”.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

me taunting a qing dynasty accountant, who is growing increasingly sick of my shit

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Please comment, it helps my mental algorithm more than you realize.

[-] silva@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago
[-] riskable@programming.dev 39 points 2 years ago

This vastly underestimates the laziness of English speakers. No: It'll be shortened to...

Donferget

[-] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don’t forget: you’re here forever

Do it for her

[-] nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

donfergen lycanscribe

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yelling at a forest: Lichen Subside!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Liken(sub)scribe

Lik(uns)cribe

Licrib(e)

Lickrib

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

In the Idiocracy timeline we’re likely in, it becomes McRib

[-] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Lick you later!

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

no, lick MY ribs!

[-] JVT038@feddit.nl 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Slightly offtopic:

When I go to the source in my browser, I see that this toot has been boosted roughly 800 times and roughly 1400 favorites.

However, when I go to this toot via my Mastodon app, I'm seeing 256 boosts and 1 favourite.

Why is this different in my app vs the fosstodon link to the toot?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Maybe the instance you’re logged into on your Mastodon app defederated from some others? Hmm

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

similar boat here: what I’ve noticed is that, on your instance, 'foreign' toots will only show the favourites coming from your instance. So, if 3 people from your instance favourited a toot that has 1500 favs total, you will only see 3 next to the star

this isn’t true for boosts, and I don’t know what causes the difference there. Its probably something to do with an incomplete federation (either because of blocks or simply because your server isn’t aware of all the others; I’ve noticed that the difference is much larger now that I’m on a smaller instance with less connections), but I’m not sure

for toots coming from other people on your instance, you will see the full count on both favs and boosts

[-] amotio@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

We live in Czechia and my SO is teacher in local school. She asked a 6th grade girl what she wants to draw today and she literally responded "IDK". It's kind off weird how internet slang is slowly merging in everyday IRL vocabulary.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

When I was younger, there were people who would actually say lol. I wouldn't say it's new, but I think the advent of the internet has certainly accelerated some aspects of linguistic evolution.

It would be fascinating to be a fly on the wall in a couple hundred years' time to see where English goes from here.

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I do this, I hate it, but I can't get rid of it so I've started to accept it.

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 2 years ago

I mean it's kinda same when people say www instead of world wide web, even though the word has less syllable than the letter

[-] Tower@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
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[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago
[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and likensub!

[-] ProjectPatatoe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

This is already happening. Ive heard various reports from people working with schools/kids saying it.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

chat, can anyone confirm this?

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

it was a rhetorical question that only served as a vehicle for me to utilize "chat".

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I know; check my nickname, based off my real name.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

wow, sorry. i did not even pick up on that.
i have a bad habit of not reading usernames. lol

[-] swag_money@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago
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