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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

Me doing my part to portray car dependency as deeply unpatriotic. Which it kinda unironically is.

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[-] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 128 points 5 months ago

Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.

[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago

Excellent point, brother. Always choose AMERICAN MUSCLE over COMMIE OIL.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 24 points 5 months ago

I love this entire thread so much

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Powered by all-american freedom fries

[-] msage@programming.dev 11 points 5 months ago

Not just foreigners, most likely Arabs from middle-east!

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 86 points 5 months ago

Bikes are the rides of libertarians.

No license

No registration

No taxes through gas

Just hard work and freedom!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Um........my city requires you to get a liscense for your bike.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 5 months ago

What the fuck

Is there also a minimum age limit?

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[-] aniki@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago
[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

https://road.cc/content/feature/where-are-cyclists-licensed-295543

Looking at that, there's a few places that require registration, often as an anti theft thing.

Pyongyang seems to need a license, although if he lives there he's in more trouble than needing a bike license.

[-] aniki@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

That whole article is a lot of words that says absolutely nothing.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 5 months ago

Living the sovcit dream.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

If it breaks you just fix it. No help needed (but plenty offered from libertarian socialists)

[-] Skepticpunk@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Truck: Most likely built with WOKE, FOREIGN COMMUNIST parts

Bike: Can literally be built from reclaimed BASED, AMERICAN wood and steel

Truck: Makes you FAT, WOKE AND LIBERAL

Bike: Makes you FIT and STRONG

Truck: Fueled by COMMUNIST ARABS AND RUSSIANS

Bike: Fueled by a PATRIOTIC STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Communist Arabs! 🤣 Change nothing. It'll drive them apeshit

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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

ISIS uses pickup trucks. Do you want to support ISIS?

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 49 points 5 months ago

"Real heroes use bikes - do you?"

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 19 points 5 months ago

Before I upvote I would like to know which side these gentlemen were on.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Danish on their way to fight the Nazis, 1940.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 13 points 5 months ago

Good on them.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Looks like they're on the right, assuming the image wasn't flipped.

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

I've heard that the name truckers have for these is "Pavement Princesses"

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

Well I call them cock compensators

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 5 months ago

Don't forget about this: A (WOKE!!!) truck requires fuel which is imported from some other (WOKE!) country, a bike just requires AMERICAN (HELL YEAH!) muscle power

[-] gex@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

What could be more American than moving around in an individual unregistered vehicle powered by a quarter pounder with cheese, an apple pie and a large diet coke?

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 30 points 5 months ago

It's a joke but also like a good way to convince people to change their mind is to appeal to shared group membership.

If you appeal to environmentalism, the right winger is going to reject it because that's out group nonsense.

If you appeal to American exceptionalism, like this, you can make more progress than you might expect.

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[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 28 points 5 months ago

In seriousness, you'd think with how seemingly easily these anti-woke people are manipulated, it shouldn't be so hard to convince them of doing the right thing for the wrong reason.

I suppose it can't be that easy or someone would've already tried it, but...

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 5 months ago

All you need to do is air an ad with some rainbows. F150 Dragster Queen, Butt-RAM, Mustang Barbie edition for adolescent boys...

They'll happily shoot and explode their cars like they did with their beers.

[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Kinda tempts me to photoshop a RAM PRIDE or FORD PRIDE ad for pride month

[-] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Gaslight the world into believing its real, go through the normie advertising channels like google and reddit.

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[-] Skepticpunk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Is there already somewhere on Lemmy where people make stuff like this to post on TruthSocial and whatnot to mess with conservatives?

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[-] hellofriend@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Thing is tho, in most North American cities you're more likely to get splattered by some jackass in his toy F150 if you ride a bike. The North American city needs to be reformed and replanned before cycling can be mass adopted.

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 months ago

If you won't build it, they won't come.

If they don't come, we won't build it.

The usual catch 22.

[-] hellofriend@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't say so. Existing infrastructure can be modified to create bike-friendly cities. But what happens most usually is city councils go for the cheapest option which is just painting a line a metre from the curb and calling it a bike lane. Not only is this the cheapest way, it's the least effective and most unsafe way. So when it inevitably fails, the city can go "Oops, oh well, I guess that didn't work" and never have to spend money on making better infrastructure again. The problem has never been the building or the ability to do so. It's always been a political one.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Ride with a rifle on your back. They may not see you but they'll sniff the gun out a mile away and give you a friendly wave as they drive by leaving plenty of room.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bicycles are the best guerilla transportation. Virtually silent, all-terrain, cheap to build, easy to repair with swappable components and simple tools. If you have a lot of cargo you can strap it on and walk beside it and carry a lot more than you would by hand. No consumables required beyond the provisions that you already need. Easily hidden and has plausible deniability if discovered. Transportation doubles as PT, and it improves battlefield endurance.

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 months ago

We’ve got to emphasise how MANLY and FORD TOUGH them bikes are. WOKE LIBRLLZ drivin round in them there dainty comfy boxes while the REAL MEN do the hard word with MANPOWER

BIKES FER MURRICA !! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✝️✝️✝️

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 20 points 5 months ago

And when you think about it, what's more manly than consuming the flesh of other animals or plants to give you the strength and energy to use your own muscular power to move around, exposed to the elements. That or sitting in a two ton air conditioned metal box that moves at the push of a button.

[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago

AND THE PATRIOT TRANSIT GIVES YOU BETTER LEGS RAAAAH

[-] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

Use your own muscles like a manly macho man, only wimpy soyboys let the machine do all the work 😎💪🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 14 points 5 months ago

just a frame, a chain,

two wheels, and grease

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
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