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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

My dyslexic brain cannot follow this incomprehensible writing.

[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 years ago

I'm not dyslexic and I can't follow it either 🤷‍♀️

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 34 points 2 years ago

I read extremely dry and convoluted technical documentation for a living and I gave up on this one.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

That's because you're used to convoluted and this is convolucated. Get 👏 edumacated 👏

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

They came incredibly close to realizing that modern money is basically imaginary and made up of 1s and 0s, and instead came up with an insane story to explain it

[-] 8ender@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

“In conclusion, I shouldn’t have to pay child support”

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It seems to lead there way too often, doesn't it?

"I don't want to be responsible for my kids and here's the loophole."

[-] eugene171@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

This is actually one of the most reasonable Sovcit takes I've seen.

Completely bonkers basis for the argument, several insane logical leaps but... At least I understand what they're trying to say.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 years ago

You can? Because I got lost somewhere in Rome.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe he's Maybelline.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

You're one step ahead of the rest of us

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Which means he's one of THEM!

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago
[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If he can read sovcit, then he's the sovcit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Can they even read each other's crazy ramblings?

I'm thinking it's like The Three Christs of Ypsilanti where they end up saying "those two guys aren't the real Jesus, they're mental patients. I'm the real Jesus."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

really? I felt like I was having a stroke trying to parse it

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I hear you can get much more these days when you sell a kid to the U.S. Corporation's Departments than back when my daughter was born.

Some people are paying off their student loans if they have at least three kids.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Hardcore Mormons are extremely well positioned in the market. Utah about to be minting millionaires once the word spreads.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Zombie outbreak movie but instead it's all p-zombies muttering this nonsense

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago
[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

When you are born, your parents sell your birth certificate for $600,000, and when you're 20, the government declares you dead and takes your land.

This is where banks get money for credit card loans from. But the money you borrow is actually your own money, stolen when you were declared dead.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"No, you are not understanding this at all."

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

So, when someone asks "where does the money on my creditcard come from, before I pay it back?", you can either point them to the wiki page for Fractional Reserve Banking, ooooooor...

[-] PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The Rothschild in me is suddenly feeling like a Rockefeller...crossbreed with a Bush.....

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