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you got grounded (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Varven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 5 months ago

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 89 points 5 months ago

Bad parenting imo

[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 52 points 5 months ago

Yeah that would incite you to lie from now on.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 46 points 5 months ago

And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

Real life lessons, smh

[-] Steve@startrek.website -3 points 5 months ago

So, good parenting?

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

They tell you, you're not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

Start leaving "school projects" about kids who killed their parents around

Get committed involuntarily

You win! They're bad parents.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents' lives the day they turn eighteen.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago

that's shit parenting

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 17 points 5 months ago

Plottwist. You didn't broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago

you didn't break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago

The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further

[-] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Good parents teaching their kids what happens when you tell the truth to authority.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's why you blame someone else instead.

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