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"I felt really safe around him" lol (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by autismdragon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] GenXen@hexbear.net 101 points 5 months ago

"He typically smoked crack every 20 minutes."

Anybody who is smoking crack is smoking it every 20 minutes.

Until they're out of crack

[-] D61@hexbear.net 98 points 5 months ago

Seems like the wrong Biden is president of these United States, I tell you what. Bwaaa

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago

Joe did tell us to vote for the other Biden

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

God knows I tried to vote for Hunter

[-] milk_thief@hexbear.net 88 points 5 months ago

We aint got shit on him, rizzing somebody by smoking crack is just another level entirely

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

and not just a little crack but like mind melting amounts of crack

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

Nobody sober does this. She was also smoking crack. This is a story as old as time

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 86 points 5 months ago

Fleet Foxes on a phone speaker is quite the choice for a crack smoking soundtrack

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 79 points 5 months ago

Advise for Ladies:

Guy who drinks craft beer and listens to Fleet Foxes: RUN!

Guy who smokes crack and listens to Fleet Foxes: Keeper

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I feel like being on uppers make you completely indifferent to what speakers you're using

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

After a really good bell ringer you can hear a pin drop 3 blocks away. So yeah, phone speaker was prob too loud.

[-] spacecadet@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Helplessness Blues while being the crack smoking president's son is too good

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 69 points 5 months ago

Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago

*You'll

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

*It is incomprehensible to imagine, that any of you pusillanimous children would dare consider partaking in a tipple of cocaine 🧐

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[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago

Incredible stuff. The wrong Biden is president

[-] buh@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

Unironically tbh, I don’t think anyone has ever said "I felt really safe around him" about genocide joe

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

Mfw I will never smoke crack with Hunter Biden sadness

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago

Every 20 minutes?

Positively Herculean

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I can see where his dad gets it from.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Would explain why he keeps making up wrinkly gibberish and his wavering levels of energy

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Every 20 minutes isn't really that surprising, especially when you've got the money to buy it. You're already coming down from the peak about 5 minutes after a hit. There's a bit of a tail, but I've seen plenty of people hitting the pipe the second they start coming down, and those people didn't have millions of dollars to buy more.

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

Legalize crack for medicinal use

[-] moonlake@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

indie folk heads stay winning

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

I'd vote for this Biden

[-] buh@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

He’s just a lad who enjoys a puff every now and then

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Only for special occasions. Like when the sun rises, early morning, late early morning, early mid morning, noon, after noon, late afternoon, dusk, evening, sunset, night time, when the moon comes up, when the moon goes down, etc.

[-] nabana@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

This reminds me of the time in my early teens when my mother described herself as a recreational drug user and I said "If I woke up, went kayaking, had breakfast, did another little quick kayak before getting ready. Got ready for work and had a quick kayak, went to work and then kayaked on my lunch break, kayaked on the way home, spent most of my afternoon kayaking, so much so that I forgot to pick my kids up from school until really late, and then went kayaking all night and had to kayak one last time before bed to sleep well, literally fucking nobody on this entire planet would describe me as a recreational kayaker." which she thought was hilarious, and to be honest kind of was.

She was good in other areas.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

hunter

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

just a nice lil' relaxing smoke of crack

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

How do I reach Hunter's level of rizz?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

crack every 20 minutes

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

kitty-cri I smoke weed every 20 minutes, isn't that enough? stalin-smokin

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

...I thought this was talking about Joe at first. Somehow, I was perfectly willing to accept the idea of Joe Biden playing indie rock and smoking crack.