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"He typically smoked crack every 20 minutes."
Anybody who is smoking crack is smoking it every 20 minutes.
Until they're out of crack
Seems like the wrong Biden is president of these United States, I tell you what. 
Joe did tell us to vote for the other Biden
God knows I tried to vote for Hunter
We aint got shit on him, rizzing somebody by smoking crack is just another level entirely
and not just a little crack but like mind melting amounts of crack
Nobody sober does this. She was also smoking crack. This is a story as old as time
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Fleet Foxes on a phone speaker is quite the choice for a crack smoking soundtrack
Advise for Ladies:
Guy who drinks craft beer and listens to Fleet Foxes: RUN!
Guy who smokes crack and listens to Fleet Foxes: Keeper
I feel like being on uppers make you completely indifferent to what speakers you're using
After a really good bell ringer you can hear a pin drop 3 blocks away. So yeah, phone speaker was prob too loud.
Helplessness Blues while being the crack smoking president's son is too good
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.
*You'll
*It is incomprehensible to imagine, that any of you pusillanimous children would dare consider partaking in a tipple of cocaine 🧐
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Incredible stuff. The wrong Biden is president
Unironically tbh, I don’t think anyone has ever said "I felt really safe around him" about genocide joe
Every 20 minutes?
Positively Herculean
I can see where his dad gets it from.
Would explain why he keeps making up wrinkly gibberish and his wavering levels of energy
Every 20 minutes isn't really that surprising, especially when you've got the money to buy it. You're already coming down from the peak about 5 minutes after a hit. There's a bit of a tail, but I've seen plenty of people hitting the pipe the second they start coming down, and those people didn't have millions of dollars to buy more.
indie folk heads stay winning
Legalize crack for medicinal use
I'd vote for this Biden
He’s just a lad who enjoys a puff every now and then
Only for special occasions. Like when the sun rises, early morning, late early morning, early mid morning, noon, after noon, late afternoon, dusk, evening, sunset, night time, when the moon comes up, when the moon goes down, etc.
This reminds me of the time in my early teens when my mother described herself as a recreational drug user and I said "If I woke up, went kayaking, had breakfast, did another little quick kayak before getting ready. Got ready for work and had a quick kayak, went to work and then kayaked on my lunch break, kayaked on the way home, spent most of my afternoon kayaking, so much so that I forgot to pick my kids up from school until really late, and then went kayaking all night and had to kayak one last time before bed to sleep well, literally fucking nobody on this entire planet would describe me as a recreational kayaker." which she thought was hilarious, and to be honest kind of was.
She was good in other areas.
just a nice lil' relaxing smoke of crack
...I thought this was talking about Joe at first. Somehow, I was perfectly willing to accept the idea of Joe Biden playing indie rock and smoking crack.
How do I reach Hunter's level of rizz?
crack every 20 minutes
I smoke weed every 20 minutes, isn't that enough? 
W
writing in Hunter Biden this year
damn shame that him and Rob Ford never got to chill bet theyd have had a blast
crackheads don't "chill"
good taste
'this crack is very moreish'...
Jokes aside hunter not only has rizz but he rocks a mullett. The only Biden I would ever vote for
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