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I'm an H⁺ denier, in that I refuse to consider loose protons to be real hydrogen, so I personally believe it stands for 'pretend'.

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[-] randomaccount43543@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago
[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago

You need a 4 year degree to understand the wall of text in that explanation.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I was about to say "not really," but then I remembered that I have a couple of those, so yeah, probably.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I really hope you're joking. It's written with high school level vocabulary at most.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

It appears that an individual's heuristic analytical mechanism is engendering a subversion of their affective response system, resulting in epistemic determinations that lack substantiation from the linguistic parameters prevalent within the upper two quartiles of the demographic distribution.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you, Mr. Data.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

We’ve become exceedingly efficient at it.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago
[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Exponents and Logarithms can be first taught in Middle School in many places, but sometimes get revisited during Calculus in AP High School or at University level.

[-] JASN_DE@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Explainexplainxkcd.com when?

[-] arken@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

This one is easy. As we know from words like "photon" and "triumph", "pH" is actually pronounced "f".

[-] kralk@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I wanted to make that joke 😟

[-] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They told me at school that ‘p’ meant ‘negative log’. So ‘pH’ means ‘the negative log of the concentration of Hydrogen ions in moles/litre’.

pH 1 is 1 x 10^-1^ (strong acid)

pH 7 is 1 x 10^-7^ (neutral)

pH 14 is 1 x 10^-14^ (alkaline)

(Chemistry was a long time ago, though)

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The xkcd breaks it down for us, basically we don't know because the person who coined the term never specified what it was. It's either: puissance, potens, or potenz. Which means potency in French, ~~Dutch~~ Danish and German, the three languages the scientists published in.

[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Dutch and Danish are not the same language. So yeah, the Danish scientist published in Danish, not Dutch.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, my bad lol.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I was taught it meant 'potential' but that was 6th Grade in the US, so I guess it was all a lie.

[-] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you. I think the decades-old chemistry-class flashback distracted me from thoroughly absorbing the full post!

[-] nodiet@feddit.de 2 points 1 month ago

Can the term potency also be used to refer to the exponent in English? Because that is what is meant by the terms in the other languages and I haven't come across that usage of the word potency in English

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think that's accurate, the exponent is what it's referring to, but the pedantic types are worried about what the p literally means.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You're missing a 4 in the alkaline line

[-] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you (4 now added!)

[-] overload@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

Isn't it Potential of Hydrogen?

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

That's what I was taught back in 6th Grade.

[-] overload@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

For what it's worth, my job is as an analytical chemist, dealing with pH readings every single day, and I've always thought this was correct.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

[-] callcc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

The funny thing is that I intellectually knew that there were plenty of non-English speaking scientists, but that knowledge was never considered.

[-] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Something like that. It's an incredibly weird term.

I assumed it was rho (ρ) of hydrogen since rho is used for density...

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago
[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It stands for peeps mcgoo

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It stands for "piled".

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