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Futuristic movies timeline (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 71 points 5 months ago

Bell Riots coming up this September! Keep an eye out for a guy who looks suspiciously like Captain Sisko.

[-] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago

"Was able to establish a wide broascast data link through the planetary communication system" is such a fancy way to say "got viral on a tik-tok livestream" which would be the most likely outcome

[-] friendlymessage@feddit.de 23 points 5 months ago

It's frustrating that the only thing unrealistic about this episode is that a riot would actually change anything

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 58 points 5 months ago

This is a terrible way of visualizing data. Who uses a bar chart for years‽ It should just be a timeline.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

Because it's demonstrating the difference in time between the year the movie was created and the year the movie depicts.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Still an awful visualization, since the scale of the chart makes it impossible to compare the release years. Also it should have a legend explaining that.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

It is a timeline then. I thought that what it was, but a legend would have been nice.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 15 points 5 months ago

The bar is from actual release year to setting year, that's why the left edges aren't aligned

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

The annoying thing is the vertical line (when this infographic came out) wasn’t updated so it just looks like a random line.

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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 11 points 5 months ago

Timeline would suck. The right side would be so far it would compress all the data.

Clearly this should be a pie chart.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, they should go with a box and whisker. One box for release date, one for date depicted.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

Hmm idk I feel like we’re way closer to idiocracy than ~400 years

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

Naw. We'll never get there. The idiots in Idiocracy were aware of their own stupidity, and the second they find someone smarter than everyone else, the people in power immediately step down to let him tackle their most pressing issues.

The idiots IRL think they're geniuses, and when the ones in power run into someone smarter than themselves, they run a smear campaign and/or incite violence against that person.

The future we're falling into is much darker than the one depicted in Idiocracy.

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

President Camacho legitimately being a better leader than most IRL heads of state rn. It wasn't really the guys fault he was an idiot being born at the point of degredation he was and the guy still institutes a state wide intelligence testing program to find the smartest person he can and put that guy in charge.

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Takes at least two years to convince people Gatorade is better than water for plants.

[-] daltotron@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, we're never gonna get to idiocracy. The movie's premise rides on the idea that intelligence is a heritable trait, or a measurable quantity. It is more the case, I have observed, that people are idiots by necessity. You know, it's uhh, difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it. It's pretty easy to just call everyone stupid, and then move on, but it's much harder to understand specifically why they're stupid.

[-] CheapFrottage@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 5 months ago

I’m not sure what being almost 10yrs post robocop makes me feel, but I don’t like it. This future isn’t what I was promised in the 80s, and while no killer robots is nice, I still feel a bit cheated

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

I'm still waiting for that TV show where the guy says"I'd buy that for a dollar"

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It was Smash TV, in 1999. You missed it!

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 5 months ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No love for "A Boy and His Dog" which is set in 2024 and is one of the big inspirations of the original Fallout games?

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

I had no idea V for Vendetta was based on the future

[-] Kroxx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 months ago

Yeah I think they did that to advance the plague in the story that allowed the dictator villain to take power.

The overlap and timeline is pretty fucking chilling considering how far right ideologies are starting to take hold globally again.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I always took it to be an alternate timeline. It’s much more impactful in the future.

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[-] cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Show me the grim dark future of the 41st millennium on the timeline!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Can't wait to learn how the three seashells work and get some gourmet Taco Bell once the Demolition Man timeline gets here in a few years.

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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

I thought we were already in 2505

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This seems like the most likely outcome at this rate. At least costco will have public transit.

[-] Sparhawk87@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 months ago

Where do the Hyperion books fit on this graph?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Roughly right after Idiocracy I think.

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

The movie zardoz makes every other shitty movie look like a masterpiece. That schlock was so unwatchable I couldn't stand it for more than maybe 15 minutes

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah but Connery's ponytail and harness thong.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 5 months ago

Perfection!

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I mean I guess if you're attracted to men, that's a plus? Was a pretty awkward 15 minutes for me. I kept looking for why people watch this movie but all I found were cocaine-based creative decisions

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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Was gonna ask about star wars but then I remembered that's in the past

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Not going to lie, I have no idea how to read this chart. Years go down, but also to the right for some reason? What does the vertical line on the year 2000 represent? Why do some of the bars start to the left of that line? Does the horizontal span of the bar represent the timeline within the movie?

It's really pretty, but I can't make heads of tails of it. Can someone help?

[-] odelik@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is a diverging bar chart sorted by the date in which the film was supposed to take place.

The vertical line on 2000 represents the "Distant Future, a new millennium" that a lot of sci-fi and dystopia media looked at in the past.

The left side of that bar represents the ~year the film was produced in our reality. This chart would make more sense if they included the production/release year of the film instead of an approximation on the condensed scale.

The right side of the bar represents the year that the film takes place.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The original RoboCop movie, at least, never gave a specific year.

[-] trd@feddit.nu 5 points 5 months ago

Almost time for children of men. "Alright, yer 'fugees now. Show Syd the 'fugee face. Sad face."

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[-] trslim@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

I cant wait for 2047

[-] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Shit i need to watch soylent green again

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[-] UKFilmNerd@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

I watched Soylent Green for the first time about seven years ago and was surprised a film from the 70s was tackling the issue of climate change back then. It's a pretty good film, but I thought it ended a bit too prematurely. I wanted to see what happened after the lead character makes his chilling discovery.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

The arrow is pointing the wrong direction.

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

2027-2032 is going to be a wild ride.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

I thought the new planet of the apes movies took place in present times

[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

This is about the old one.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

oh yeah, I see the starting point in the chart now.

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