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Maybe many Lemmy users don't understand "shower thoughts" because they don't shower. (lemmy.tespia.org)
submitted 7 months ago by navi@lemmy.tespia.org to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 85 points 7 months ago

Oof, shots fired.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

all wounds septic

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 62 points 7 months ago

BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

c/MoulderingThoughts

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it's shower time.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Nah, they didn't say anything about implementing voice activation by the command "engage".

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[-] helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 19 points 7 months ago

you guys have thoughts?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

An excruciating number, yes

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 2 points 7 months ago

Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

You guys?

[-] xep@fedia.io 16 points 7 months ago

I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Take a shower

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

I don't know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo....how about

Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site

[-] UnpluggedFridge@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of "fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice" and "time to turn up the heat a smidge." Am I doing it wrong?

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

my shower thoughts are always "God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already.... I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET"

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

If these are blue and spiky I might prefer regular ones

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[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Bro u shower too much

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Once a day is definitely not too much.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's. You're not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 7 months ago

I'm only subbed because I'm too disabled to shower myself.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I don't ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so... yeah idk what a "shower thought" is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.

[-] Katrisia@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like "but how's the soap made, anyway?".

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit's complicated.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.

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[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they're doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don't have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I cunt believe you've done this...

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

Or don't think

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Lemmy showerthoughts is the mind dump community I always wanted

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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
    • If you feel strongly that you want politics back, please volunteer as a mod.
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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