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Maybe many Lemmy users don't understand "shower thoughts" because they don't shower. (lemmy.tespia.org)
submitted 5 months ago by navi@lemmy.tespia.org to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago

Oof, shots fired.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

all wounds septic

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 62 points 5 months ago

BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

c/MoulderingThoughts

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 months ago

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it's shower time.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Nah, they didn't say anything about implementing voice activation by the command "engage".

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[-] helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 19 points 5 months ago

you guys have thoughts?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

An excruciating number, yes

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 2 points 5 months ago

Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

You guys?

[-] xep@fedia.io 16 points 5 months ago

I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Take a shower

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

I don't know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo....how about

Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site

[-] UnpluggedFridge@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of "fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice" and "time to turn up the heat a smidge." Am I doing it wrong?

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

my shower thoughts are always "God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already.... I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET"

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

If these are blue and spiky I might prefer regular ones

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[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Bro u shower too much

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Once a day is definitely not too much.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's. You're not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 5 months ago

I'm only subbed because I'm too disabled to shower myself.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I don't ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so... yeah idk what a "shower thought" is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.

[-] Katrisia@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like "but how's the soap made, anyway?".

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit's complicated.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.

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[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they're doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don't have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I cunt believe you've done this...

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

Or don't think

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Lemmy showerthoughts is the mind dump community I always wanted

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this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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