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One day the crabs will ring (media.discordapp.net)
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[-] robinn2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought it was Warren Buffett and got excited lmao

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The Grim Reaper got a little confused too. That's also why Kissinger's brother is dead.

[-] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I have a google alert for "kissinger dead" but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

It's been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

It'd be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They're both a breath away.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

That demon needs to find a new "bespoke submersible vessel" based hobby

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME

BUT I KNOW

IT'S HENRY'S DAMN FAULT

[-] LiberalScratcher@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Apparently he was a Billionaire? lmao also RIP bozo

[-] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

when it happens there’s definitely gonna be a megathread right

or will the Local feed become flooded with posts about it

[-] edge@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Both hopefully.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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