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A lone figure at a party reflects that the rest of the revelers don't know that "xylophones" with metal bars are actually glockenspiels.

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[-] infeeeee@lemm.ee 67 points 5 months ago

No, they are called metallophones, glockenspiel is just one of them. Other common metallophones are the tubular bells and the vibraphone

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

I knew what this was before clicking.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Tubular, dude!

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 points 5 months ago

TUBULAR BELLS!

[-] Cagi@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 months ago

The vibraphone wants a word. Lionel Hampton is spinning in his grave.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

The marimba has left the chat.

[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Sad Joe Porter noises

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

As far as I understand, a vibraphone is basically a glockenspiel with resonators

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A xylophone has wooden bars.

A marimba is a xylophone with resonator tubes.

A glockenspiel is a xylophone with metal bars.

A metal marimba is a marimba with metal bars (or a glockenspiel with resonator tubes).

A vibraphone is a metal marimba with a motor spinning a disc inside the resonators which can create a vibrato and it has a damper (sustain pedal).

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

oooh I see, thanks for that clarification :)

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

No, vibraphone is the setting that discretely lets you know someone is calling you without annoying everyone around you.

[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

As opposed to a xylophone made of dicks, which is a cockenspiel.

[-] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

God damm xylophobes.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

This always messed with me as a kid because for no reason I can come up with, xylophone made sense as the metal one and glockenspiel made sense as the wood one

It took more effort than it should to unlearn this

[-] pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

German Glocke = English bell = made out of metal

Literally Glockenspiel = bell game

[-] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 10 points 5 months ago

Chiming in for clarification: Literally it's "bell game" but the word's meaning is more like "bells that play" or "bells to play with".

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh yah, play with mein bells

[-] hardaysknight@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Aw man I just spieled on mein glock

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And this is why it is good advice not to think too much about that word as a German speaker.

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Xylo=wood in Greek

Knowing this made this even more confusing though!

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago

My fave part is when Ripley fights the xylophone queen in the mech outfit

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

How is it that this literally came up in conversation at the family get together over the weekend, and on Monday it’s being memed? Proof again this world is just a simulation and has memory limitations.

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Is there an all encompassing term for xylophones and all the instruments that are "Xylophones" with X feature(s)?

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

Aren't those metallophones? Last I checked glockenspiels were a different (and much smaller) critter

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

So xylo ren is wood ren

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