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Steve, what are you doing (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

Steve: “Bitch set me up!”

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sets possum trap

traps Steve

Steve is a possum

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Do it again for "only Siths deal in absolutes".

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

frezik claims "only Siths deal in absolutes"

Statement itself is an absolute

Therefore frezik must be lying, mistaken, or Sith. Or exaggerating. Or quoting. Or this whole thing is just a hallucination.

I think that covers all cases. At least the most common ones.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

What about All of the Above?

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 31 points 5 months ago

He wanted to infiltrate the raccoons. There was just a minor flaw in the plan.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

No, Steve’s owner is the idiot.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

When me and my folks were deciding wether to get a kill trap or have a heart trap to trap coons and thank goodness we picked the have a heart trap as our cat Vlad got trapped the very first night then the next we caught the neighbors cat then the 3rd night we finally caught a raccoon

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Such a Steve move

Classic Steve

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

What a real Steve

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He Steve'd it for sure

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 15 points 5 months ago

Steve is Irish >> Steve O'possum

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like to think that there's an ongoing saga of wits between Steve and the local wizard possum. Steve is basically wily coyote here. And the possum is a mutha fuckin wizard!