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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That grill does appear to be on though if you look at the knobs? Just because you can't see flame in your grill doesn't mean it's not on, if anything you typically don't want to see flame in a gas grill. I mean do people think those clearly cooked hotdogs were cooked somewhere else and then brought here and staged here? Also store bought burger patties are fine if you're cooking for a lot of people, nice hand crafted burgers are only worth it in small batches for folks who will appreciate it...on cookout day nobody wants a fancy burger. Honestly dunk on libs all day but I don't see much to dunk on here other than "boomer grills meat"

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

The most dunkable thing is putting the cheese on this early. You're supposed to cook the burger first and finish with the cheese

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's fair, at least cook one side first. I think some burnt cheese ends is okay but you do have to at least cook half of it first.

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Sometimes it seems like there are a lot of people on the left who sort of "fall for" the outrage bait from rightwing sources. Sometimes I know it's just jokes and all, but sometimes it feels like people are just excited to shit on liberals and will believe anything. I don't like it when other leftists remind me of my uncle on Facebook or something.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

You should see some smoke coming off the meat though, looks like he maybe just turned it on? But then how did the dogs get the grill marks... 🤔 Somethings fucky

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Those burgers appear to be totally raw. It really seems like they did get some grilled sausage from elsewhere and the s lapped them on there.

If it is legit why the fuck did they totally cook the sausages before adding cheese to a clearly uncooked gray burger patty.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I mean do people think those clearly cooked hotdogs were cooked somewhere else and then brought here and staged here?

I-was-saying

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

He also left his eyeglasses lens down on the cutting board.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Okay that's fucked up. You're going to scratch the lenses my guy.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Salmonella Eyes by the Chuck Shumies

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

he likes worms or chili in his eyes, gives him hatred

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

This was moments before he threw it all in a trash can and went to a restaurant that charges an average of $500 a plate and ordered the foie gras with a side of caviar.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

You should see the spin reddit is putting on this image

they're saying it's ackshully totally normal, chuck schumer has never "been able" to own a house and have a back yard with a grill (just like smol bean AOC!!) and he said so, and said it was just a fun photo shoot in his son's yard for fun in a fun way and totally not an extremely weird picture with cheese on raw meat

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Those are the grayest burgers I've ever seen

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I'm wondering if they were frozen patties that somebody defrosted in the microwave, but then decided "fuck it" and did a few minutes at high until they were "done"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

They still have a little of that uncooked texture to them, so I think they're just patties that have been sitting out too long

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i bet boiling would look like that too. i wouldnt put any of these possibilities past him but he seems geezer enough that he'd do something absurd like boil-->short grill to make marks

e: wait fuck if they were sous vide that's actually a respectably recommended method. i think internet shaq did a video on it

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Mr. Chuck you have BETRAYED the buger americans.

[-] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I hate to be "that" person, but could you please put a content warning on this for the meat?

[-] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

People are bothered by meat?

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

we have a strong vegan community

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[-] MaeBorowski@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's in the code of conduct: Any pictures of food containing animal products, including but not limited to meat, cheese, or egg, must be tagged nsfw along with food discussion content warnings (CW: Food).

[-] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

It was a bloody posting war but this was our truce

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you for being "that" person!

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why don't the wealthy like grilling? What the fuck are these people eating? They're always so weird about food, but it's like if I were wealthy I would actually eat the food at the attractions. If I didn't care about spending $25 for chicken tenders at a basketball game then why not? That sensation was one of my favorite parts of being abroad. The meals increased from $3 to $6 while I was a captive audience. I went down to the bar to get a bottle of water and a juice and I thought the teenagers at the bar had said it was going to cost 10x what they took. When they gave me the change back I was confused for a moment.

Are the rich exclusively getting fancy dining and private chefs? Is it always the plate with the little bit of sauce whipped onto it? Do they not sometimes want a simple meal they make themselves without having to text somebody that they're hungry? Do they also have someone draw for them? Do they have exploited labor journal for them as well? "Here Jones, take my phone and go be out and enjoy nature in my stead, I have to go make sure children don't eat." I want to pity them for never experiencing the stillness that comes from household chores.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What the fuck are these people eating?

The rich and powerful are different from you and me. They're fucking freaks. This was Nixon's last meal at the White House...

He could have had his chef prepare pretty much anything and White House chefs are well-known for being fantastic. It's their job is to give the president exactly what he wants. And Nixon wanted that.

The Sad, Stately Photo Of Nixon's Resignation Lunch : The Salt : NPR

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

i just assume all of them have gastro probs and have to blast diarrhea within 30 mins after eating, and absolutely refuse to have an attack of the ploppies in a public place or away from places under their control.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Most relatable politician

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I remember reading at the old sub that Mitch McConnell only ate some mush that was basically gruel. Not sure how truthful that was, but I can believe these soulless fucks don't even enjoy food.

Most of them are really old too, so that's probably got something to do with it.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not a single drop of sweat on that shirt for a guy standing over a "lit" BBQ...

Also... a very very empty cutting board. No empty trays that held the dogs or burgers, no wrappers, not even a clean plate to put the cooked food on...

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

a very very empty cutting board

Ahem. - https://hexbear.net/comment/5026184

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

It would have been so much fucking easier to just grill some fucking burgers.

At least the means testing brainstorm are so terminal they inflict it on themselves and make everything as complicated and ineffective as possible for them too.

Like did they grill the sausages, add them to the grill and currently he's huffing gas because the lines are open but there's clearly no flame.

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

the grill literally is on lmao. i don't like him either but come on this is redditbrained nerd "wow sir VERY unrelatable to the average joe to put to the cheese on the patty that early...photo op"

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