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[-] kbin_space_program@kbin.run 42 points 2 months ago

Should start out with ones where the prosecution came up with elaborate stories and convicted the person, by they later turned out to be completely innocent.

It is by definition a false crime.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Although it should be a true crime for the prosecution.

[-] kbin_space_program@kbin.run 5 points 2 months ago

Sure a crime actually happened, but what the prosecution said in court never actually happened. Their believe is irrelevant to facts.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 13 points 2 months ago

No, I mean the prosecution being guilty of purgery.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Based on a true story.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I was going to say, as I understand it, some true crime podcasts turn out to be false crimes once the investigations are reopened.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

"So then, what does this dumb idiot do, who is also ugly? He shits his pants, then takes them off and carries them into the police station, naked except for his shitty ass, and turns himself in."

Checkmate bitch

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

I like how they say false crime as if storytelling and theater aren't a thing already.

Bitch just invented fiction.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Modern day Arthur Conan Doyle.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Isn't this basically the first episode of Castle?

also: happy cake day Picard Maneuver!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Oh wow, it's my cake day? Thanks!

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

It is in my time zone, where it's Saturday already.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

I wondered why I didn’t see it (American).

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

I'm going to make the crimes rediculous and unpheasible, so you can't force me into a true crime podcast.

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago

I'm going to relentlessly spam your podcast with spelling and grammar corrections so the ridiculous and unfeasible crimes pale in comparison to the word crimes I've exposed.

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

lmao how did I manage to misspell both of them

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Because you're a filthy crime person

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'm going to throw myself into a vat of toxic waste to gain superpowers to do those crimes anyway.

[-] isaaclyman@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

So you’re offering me a Death Note, except better

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Implying it could be worse lol

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

This is easily circumvented by this wonderful newfangled technology of the calendar

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

The mainstreamcrime is brainwashing all of you! Wake up sheepocents!

[-] cadekat@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago
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