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[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 123 points 10 months ago

Probably more effective to give to a food pantry to avoid the corporate profit cut, but the thought is very nice.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 130 points 10 months ago

Many restaurants let people pay when they pick up or get the food delivered. So doing this costs the restaurant money, not OP. That's why he's spoofing his info too, if he paid they probably wouldn't care enough to ban the number.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Okay cool, I thought they were ordering online and pre paying.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

you think "calling" means "ordering online"? what the hell do you think caller id is?

[-] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Kids these days

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago
[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

I am not quite sure what the joke is about, could you explain? Those helmets seem to be used for preventing injuries in case of health conditions like epilepsy, but I can't make a connection at all

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

They're saying OP is slow and the helmet is there to prevent them from hurting themselves in the future.

OP isn't paying for the order, they're ordering over the phone for local pickup, which means they'd pay when they arrive. And OP isn't going to the store for pickup...

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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago

wdym? He orders but never shows up and pays

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

Three birds with one stone is pretty good. Feed poor worker, screw corpos, fuck over exwife.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

What is corporate profit cut?

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

The restaurant is making food and it cuts into their profit

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

But it has a happy employee and they work harder, making the restaurant more money.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What is corporate profit cut?

I'm guessing it means they're calling franchise restaurants and not mom and pop shops.

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[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 73 points 10 months ago

Yeeah, so, don't most restaurants just throw out the uneaten food nowadays, out of concern for getting sued over hygiene issues?

[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 10 months ago

I worked at a restaurant a couple of years ago and we would just take excess food home still.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 32 points 10 months ago

Calling the police right now! /s

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's a theft thing. Middle managers are concerned about employees purposely making accidents so that they may then eat. It's all about that money honey

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

I work for a pizza place and routinely take home orders that didn't get picked up, maybe fancier restaurants just throw their stuff out. We also give those orders to people experiencing homelessnness if they stop in around closing time.

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[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

They have that policy, but most shift managers aren't assholes and don't care. Also, I know a lot of places around where I live donate the excess food to shelters.

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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

I now know why all the restaurants require txt message confirmation of order now.

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[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 18 points 10 months ago
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[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I've never heard of being able to order food without paying for it

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

You've never ordered for local pickup? Just order over the phone or select "pay in store" online.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

i tried once and they told me to call uber eats or whatever

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

How would uber eats provide local pickup? Are you going to meet the uber driver at the restaurant? That sounds... overly complicated...

[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I still have -60$ balance in one app from not picking up the order

You could say they banned me with 60 dollars to unban but I just use competition

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