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[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

He knew, he just didn't give a shit until Rudolph happened to be useful. It's a capitalist moral sorry, showing that you will get things and be treated well only if you are useful to the rich overlords.

[-] sfbing@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Of course he knew. That's why he invited Rudolph into the lead position, at the front of the reindeer team. Santa didn't really need a red light.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

My takeaway as a kid was that bullies don't get punished.

[-] LapGoat@pawb.social 7 points 11 months ago

the magic flying reindeer union is not to be trifled with.

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Why the fuck does the song assume we know Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, but it has to ask if we recall Rudolph, despite him being "the most famous" reindeer of all?

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Back when it came out, it was a tongue-in-cheek joke. “SURELY you must remember the most FAMOUS reindeer that we certainly didn’t just make up, right?!”

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 12 points 11 months ago

I assume power only works on humans.

[-] Tyoda@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Then explain why my good doggo gets little gifties! Check and mate.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 9 points 11 months ago

Cause there are no bad doggo. Makes them Ez

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Santa is prejudice, that's why he never delivers presents to poor kids.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"...then all the reindeer loved him..."

The shallow hypocrisy manages to burst through what is supposed to be an uplifting song, or something.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

He knew.

Santa does not take a moral stance on the crimes of the creatures of the world. He just delivers them what they are due.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Gee, I hope somebody was fired for that blunder.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That's because reindeers don't have shelves to put elves on.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee -5 points 11 months ago

We know that cows get bullied and murdered and it's not gonna change.

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