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I'm banning all Hexbears that don't like my dirt (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I live in a dirt burrow and I'm not going to change, deal with it. All of you SNOBS that keep trying to trick into having a bath? Banned. Now.

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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Doxxing Incoming:

Actually they're really cute

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Little alien birbs

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

OK, fine, I'll leave. But could you hold this bar of soap for me while I gather my things? Just gotta pick up my garden hose to take it with me...

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Nothing wrong with keeping a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man

[-] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

piss_owl

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Oh shit, oh fuck.

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

bathing with your comrades is good for morale though

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Ban me then. Go on. I dare yuo

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

i'm banning dirt

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

piss_dirt_owl

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

it's full of piss

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

You have to reframe it to make it more palatable; it's not dirt, it's an artisanal terran patina.

[-] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Y'know I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the Dirt_owl

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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